High Level Insult....

High Level Insult....
High Level Insult....


Little Johnny Was Sitting On A Bench Eating Sweets One After Another.


Man Nearby:
People Who Eat So Many Sweets Dont Live Long.


Johnny:
My Grandpa Died When He Was 106 Years Old.


Man:
Did He Eat Many Sweets?


Johnny:
No, He Always Minded His Own Business!!;-)
  

May, 14 2010     310 chars (2 sms)     2560 views       Funny

more Funny SMS Messages

Sania Mirza Started Playing Tennis At The Age Of 6..




After That.





Everything In Her Life Changed..

Except Her

"SKIRT"
karachi mein itni mehngai

bad-amni

aur

hangama-aarai
k bawajood

agar aap
pur-sukoon aur
pur-aman KARACHI dekhna chahtay hain
to

.

.

.

PTV Lagain.
''After the Announcement the final result of class, father asked his son.
Father: Beta Tumhara result Kesa Raha?
Son: Abbu, Teacher ne kaha ke Zyada tar bachay fail hain.
Father: Beta Aapka Result kiya Aaya hai?
Son: Abbu, Woh jo Dr uncle hai na unka beta bhi Fail ho gaya hai.
Fathar: Tumhara Result Kiya aaya hai?
Son: Abbu, Woh jo mera Dost hai na jiske Papa Engineer hain na, woh bhi fai ho gaya hai.
Father: Abay Tu bata, Tera result Kiya aaya hai.
Son: Mai kiya Allama ki Aulaad hon jo pass ho jaonga.''
Definition Of A
Professor ... !!!
























A Professor Is One
Who Talks In
Someone Else''s Sleep ... ;->
MUSHARAF DOR KE PAKISTANI KI DUA
Lub pe aati hey dua bunke tamana meri
Zindgi bomb se ho mehfoz khudaya meri
Na koi bomb ke dhamakay se urha de mujhko
Muft may jam-e-shahdat na pila de mujhko
In pe jaiz hey hakomat karna
Aur hey jurm mujhe apni hifazat karna
Mere ALLAH larai se bachana mujhko
Aur sikha de koi bandoq chalana mujhko
Naam-e-Islam ki hurmat ko bacha le ya Rab
Waqt ke saray yazeedon ko utha le ya Rab

DuA kArO k MEri umAr LAMbi hO,

Aur MujhE kuCh nA hO,

Q k MujhE kuCh hO gAyA to












TuM KAnJoOsoN kO itnE PyArE PyArE
sMs koN
kArE gA..?? =P ;->
Difference Between LOVE n EXAM

In LOVE You Have Thoughts But You CAnt Express Your Thoughts

n

In Exam You Don''t Have Thoughts Still You Have To Express Your Thought . . . ;->
Examination Hall Main Students Ka Naara . . .

"Ye Baazi Haq Ki Baazi Hy

Ye Baazi Hum Hiii Jeetai''n Ge

Har Jaib Se Pharra Nikle Ga

Tum Kitne Pharray Pharo Ge . . ."

G . A . MICRO ;->
1 rich girl ko school mei
Gareeb khandan pe essay likhne ko kaha gaya.
Essay mei girl ne likha----


" Ek gareeb khandan tha.

abbu gareeb the,

ammi gareeb thi,

aur bachche bhi gareeb the,

khandan mei 4 nauker the,

woh bhi gareeb the.......

Car bhi tutti hui Mercedes thi......

Unka gareeb driver bachcho ko

tutti hui car mei hee school chorta tha.

Bachcho ke pass mobile bhi purane the..

Pas, Woh Buhat ghareeb thay ...


All Brokers Have Become

" BILL GATES "

With Debit ''BILL''
In Their Hamds

&

Standing On The ''Gates'' Of Clients.
Send Dis Msg To 7,000 Ppl
Do Not Ignore!
Dis Is Not A Joke
Its GODS Grace!
After A Month
U Will Receive Sumthing Big
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
UR BILL
Kehdo un parhne walon se,
Kabhi hum bhi parha kertay thay,
Jitna syllabus parh k wo top kertay hain,
Utna to hum choice per chor dia kertay thay,