Pakistani Ny Chinese Sy Kaha:

Pakistani Ny Chinese
Sy Kaha:
"Aao Hum Tumhe''n
Pakistan Ka Sadar
Banate Hyn"
Is Baat Pr Chinese Ny
Pakistani Par Case
Ker Dia k
"Ye Mujhy Chor
Samajhta Hy" ;->

May, 14 2010 173 chars (2 sms) 2292 views Funny

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policechor se wad

Police-Chor Se-" Wada Karo Aagey Se Kabhi Jeb Nahi Katoge !"

Chor-"Mai Wada Karta Hun Ab

Aagey Se Nahi

Balki Pichhe Se Jeb Katunga..

Height of walking..

Height of walking..

My granma when she was 65 used to go
for long wlaks,

now she is 85 and 10 years back she
went for walk and has not returened yet

larki phansani ati hai?

# Pathan: Larki Phansani Aati Hai?
Sardar: Nahi
Pahtan: Bara Aasan Hai, Ek Kaghaz Lo, Uspe Love Letter Likho,
Us Ka Jahaz Banao, Class Main Urra Do.

Teacher Puche To Larki Ka Naam Laga Dena.
Phans Gai Larki.:-P

on your birthdaybr

On your birthday,
I''m thinking about how much light and sparkle
you freely dispense wherever you go,
how your sunny smile lights up any gathering.
Every birthday marks another year
of you radiating positive, happy energy,
contagious happiness
that infects all who come in contact with you.
May your next birthday find you the same--
glowing from within,
beaming bright joy on everyone you meet.
I feel blessed to know you.

main kam per ja rah hoon

Man- Main kam pEr jA Rah hoOn.

Sister- Allah Ki Aman Ho veEr.

Mom-Jeetay Raho Beta.

B.V- Ae Kera Time Ay jAn Da?
Teray kam E Nai Mukday... =P ;->

wife without makeup

serdar apne dost se yar men do mushkilan wich phns giyan.
dost "o ki
serdar biwi makeup krey to khrcha brdasht nai honda na krey ta biwi brdast nai hondi

BOY:

BOY:
Ae Bewafa Tu Ne Dil Jala Dala
Dil Jal K Raakh Hogaya

GIRL:
Teri Ye QUrbaani Bekaar Nahi Jayegi
"RAAKH"
Idhar Bhej De "Bartan'' Dhoney K Kaam Aayegi . . .

larke wale hum ko

Larke Wale: Hum
Ko Larki Pasand Hy
Shaadi Kab Krni Hy ?

Larki Wale: Abhi Tou
Larki Parh Rhi Hy !

Larke Wale: Humara
Beta Kya Bandar
Hy jo Kitabai''n Phaar
De ga ... ;->

Ek Doctor Shikaar Se Wapis Aya,

Ek Doctor Shikaar Se Wapis Aya,
Frnd Ne Pocha Kyun Bhai Koi Shikaar Kia?
Doctor: Nahi Yaar,
Is Se To Acha Clinic Per Beth Jata..

Kal Kare So Aaj Ker

Kal Kare So Aaj Ker

Aaj Kar So Ab. . . .

Kal Kare So Aaj Ker

Aaj Kar So Ab. . . .

Abay Kerta Hii Rahega Tou Dhoyega Kab ? ;->

Thousands of yesterdays are gone........

Thousands of yesterdays are gone........

millions of tomorrow will come........

but still a hope is alive........

kal se pakka parhai start karni hai!!!!!!!!

3 lessons form 3 idiots movie

3 Lessons Form "3 Idiots" Movie:

1. Do Any Work With Passion and Choice.

2. Believe in Yourself.

3. Always Have One Idiot Friend Like You! :-)

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