I May Walk Slowly..

I May Walk Slowly..
I May Walk Slowly..

But...I Never Walk Backwards...

-Abraham Lincoln










I Don''t Need To Walk..Bcoz...

I Have Bike..

HumAyuN
  

May, 14 2010     155 chars (1 sms)     2234 views       Funny

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''Chalo dekhen faraz naya saal mere muqaddar me kya laya hai,
pichle saal kamino ne mera bohot record lagaya hai,
shair koi bhi ho naam mera lagaya hai,
kambakhaton ko na taras mere naam pe aya hai,
ab to koi apne bachay ka naam faraz nahi rakhe ga,
sunne me to ye ailan bhi aya hai,
dusre mulk walon ko bhi hairan karwaya hai,
faraz kon sa ajooba hai or pakistanio ne kahan se paya hai,
Itna mashoor to kisi ka baap bhi na tha,
star nahi kamino ne mujhe superstar banaya hai"''
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BOY: Achi film hai na..!


GIRL : Kuttay k bachay..!



BOY: Whaaaaaaaaaat????



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prof: y r u late ?
girl: A boy was following me sir.
Prof:then y u r late ?
girl: that boy was walking slowly sir.
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wife:which serial u r watching

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Gandhi Went To Barber

Barber Got Angry

N Said

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Whoever Says
''Money Can''t Buy
Happiness''
Is A Fool ...

Money Can Surely Buy
Happiness ...

Give Me Some
And
Watch Me Smile ... =P ;)
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I am $ure you will gue $$ what I mean and re$pond $oon . . . ;->
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The best way to
releave stress is

To put your head on
the table, snooze,
yawn and say loud ...



























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Company ..." ;->
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Baap: Itne ziada
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