~SHARIF LARKi~

~SHARIF LARKi~
~SHARIF LARKi~




khabardar! Jo Ainda agar mera peecha kia to,,,
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Woh saamney wali gali mein white gate wala mera ghar hai... ;->
  

May, 14 2010     169 chars (2 sms)     2926 views       Funny

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(Bechara Mard)
Mard agar aurat par hath uthai to zalim,
agar aurat se pit jaye to buzdil,
aurat ke agay chalay to Firoun,
peeche chale to zan mured,
aurat ko kisi ke sath dekh ke laray to jealous,
agar kuch na kahe to beghairat,
agar ghar se bahar rahe to awara,
ghar mein rahe to nakara,
bachon ko dantay to jabir,
na dantay to laperwah,
aurat ko kam se rokay to daqianos,
na rokay to aurat ki kamai khanay wala.
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Haye Mard bechara jaye tu jaye kahan...
Ek Ladka Ghar Der Se Lauta.
Ma: Kahan The?

Beta: Film Dekhne Gaya Tha ''Ma Ka Pyar''.

Ma: Ab Upar Jake 1 Aur Film Dekh...


''Baap Ki Maar''
Wife Hints 2 Husband 4 A New Car

Saying,

"Dear, Buy Me Smthing Dat Goes 0 To 80 In 3 Secs Wen Im On It."

Husband Gifted Her

A Weight Machine.
Twade laye khobsurat hon di tarkib

Pres down buton


Once again

Ek wari hor

Bas ik wari hor

Lo daso g, banda kadi button daban nal v khobsurat hoya?
A sardar was passing thru a jungle.

A churail stops him and says: Hoo hoo ha ha ha,

main churail hoon.

Sardar: Jaanta hoon, teri ek behan mere ghar bhi hai:-)

-//ATtItUdE//-

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shikwa naheen kissi sey kissi sey ghilla naheen,



mental hospital walon ko tu ab tak milla naheen
Sardar joins army, given AK 47.

Hes puzzld.

Asks major, Sir, yeh bandook ki nalli samne rakhun ya ulta?

Major: kisi bhi taraf rakho, faida desh ka hi hoga
Interesting but True:

Q. Kya shadi Jannat ka darwaza hai?
A. Jee haan! magar bahir jany ka..!!

Q. Insan apni bewuqufi par kab khush hota hai?
A. Shadi k din..!!

Q. Kya zubani larai mein aurat say koi jeet sakta hai?
A. Jee haan! Dusri aurat..!!

Q. Talaq ki sub say bari waja kya hai?
A. Shadi... =P ;->
A Small Advice.
































Dont Press The Mobile Like This.
It Wil Damage Ur Keypad!
kiya aap k sir pe seenhg hain..?
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nahin..???.
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plzz chek it again...!!
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checked..??????
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r u sure..???
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yesss..!!!
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koi bat nahin gadhey k bhi nahin hotey...!!!

hows it..!!


2 Frndz aftr giving
d exam

1st: Oye paper konsa
tha?

2nd: Maths ka

1st: Mtlb TU paper ker
k aya hy?

2nd: Nhi Yar sath waki
bachi k hath me clculatr
dkha tha ... ;->