Do You Know

Do You Know
Ques: Do You Know
Which Animal Has Good
Manner?


Ans: Cat

Why?
Because It Always Asks
Permission Before
Coming Inside
''Maiauon''
  

May, 14 2010     143 chars (1 sms)     2360 views       Funny

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Now Bush says:
Ek ajab sa manzar nazar ata ha,

Aik shaks bhi hajoom nazar ata hay,

Kahan ja kar karoon Pres conference,

Har ek k hath ma JOOTA nazar ata hay:
There is nighThere is night so wet so we can appreciate day, sorrow so we can appreciate joy, evil so we can appreciate good, you so i can appreciate love.
''Banane Wale ne ek dost mere liye Banaya..

Jise Aap Ke roop main maine Paya...

Jo mere dil main aisa samaya...
.
.
.
.

Jaise porani haveli main bhoot ka saya....''
Real Fact Of D Millenium.

"Whnevr U Throw A Stone In The Streets Of Lahore Or Karachi,

It''ll Surely Hit..

A Dog

Or

N ENGINEER." :-)
Pathan Apne biwi k Saath Ja Raha Tha:


1 Larkay Ne Aankh Maari.


Pathan: Tujhe Sharam Nahi Aati Mujhe Aankh Martay Ho.

Larka: Maine Tujhe Nahi, Teri Biwi Ko Maari Hai.

Pathan: Sorry Yaar! Maine Tujhe Ghalat Samjha. :-)
Two friends billooo & tillooo went to school for appearing in English exam ( 7th standard ) . They had crammed an essay of "MY BEST FRIEND". But unfortunately , in the question-paper it was written as......

Q: write an essay on "MY FATHER"in just 30-45 words .

So billooo was utterly confused & nervous... what to do !!!

Tillooo gave an idea . . . . just write the essay My best friend & just keep on replacing the word friend with the father.....

So this was how billooo & tillooo wrote the essay "MY FATHER"......

Fathers & fathers are everywhere , but good fathers are very rare . I have so many fathers , but my best father is pyarelal. He is my neighbour. He often comes to my home & my mother likes him very much....
Can v do romance in the evening today?
I''m in a good mood
Just a little bit of kissing and biting
reply me soon!
urs lovingly
"MOSQUITO"
Thapr marne pr nraz wife se husbnd bola,"Admi use marta he jse pyar krta he"Wife ne husbnd ko 2 thapr mare or kha,"Ap kya smjte ho k main apse pyar nhi krti.
Sardar Ka Ladka: I''m A Complan Boy...

Sardar Ki Ladki: I''m A Complan Girl....

Sardar: Sala Paida Mene Kiya Or Naam Kisi Or Ka...
Ek Sheikh Ki Beti Ka Operation Hua
Doctor Ne Kaha Pathri Nikli Hai
Sheikh Bola Lao Mujhay Do
Doctor Ne Kaha Woh Kya Karo Gay
Sheikh Bola Itni Mehngi Mili Hai Bechoon Ga.
duniya ka sab sey barda joke,



"mujhe bardy joke nahee aatey"
better luck next time
Parvez Musharaf Has Resigned

From His Presidency..

Now Vote For New President,

Type "KASHIF" And Send it to,

"0345-3932040"

For Bright Fuuture Of

Islami Jamhoriya Pakistan..!!

Thanks..!! :-)