Kya aap Jante he

Kya aap Jante he ki "Dheeru Bhai Ambani"ka akhri sapna kya tha

ki har bhikari ke hath me mobile ho,or aaj tumne vo sapna pura kr Diya

May, 14 2010 138 chars (1 sms) 2246 views Funny

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Teri yaad dil se jane nahi denge,

Teri yaad dil se jane nahi denge,
Tere jesa dost khone bhi nahi denge,

Sharafat se roz SMS kia karo warna,
Ek kaan k niche denge or rone bhi nahie denge

jab load shedding ho out of control

Jab load shedding ho out of control,
khirki darwaze khol ....
khirki darwaze khol...
Chanda mama ko bol!

All izzz wel

KESC wale kia jane student ka ab kya hoga??

Revision krega ya pasine mei khuwar hoga?

tu mom Bati jala.

Generator chala. U.P.S laga k bol
Bhaiya all iz well

Janix all izz wel ;->

Aik Ganda Msg Sunaon?

Aik Ganda Msg Sunaon?
Aik Larka Hota Hy,
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Wo Keecharr Myn Gir Jata Hy
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Ganddaaa;-)

ek sharabi 3r flor

Ek Sharabi 3r Flor
Sy Neechy Gir Gaya

Log Us k Ird-Gird
Jama Ho Gaye Aur Us
Sy Poocha - Kya Hua
Bhai ?

Wo Bola - Pata Nahi,
Main Bhi Abhi Neechy
Aaya Hon ;->

aik pathan dusre se

Aik pathan dusre se
o yara mere pait main gas ha:
Dusra pathan: khuda ka shukar ada kar
k petrol nhi ha warna America
ne qabza kr lena tha...=P;->

i got zero marks in exam

I Got Zero Marks in Exam.
So Check the Paper and Tell me I am right Na!

Q.1 What is Formula of Water?
Ans: H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O (H to O).

Q.2 Till When 2nd World War was Fought?
Ans: From page 115 to page 120.

Q.3 Who Was Bhagat Singh?
Ans: Ajay Davegan, Bobby Deol.

Now Tel Me Who is Wrong,
Me or Teacher?:-)

Miyan bv main jhgra hua to bv ne apni maa ko ph kia

Miyan bv main jhgra hua to bv ne apni maa ko ph kia:
ME AP K HAN A RHI HU
Maa ne kaha:
USE APNE KIYE KI SZA MILNI CHAHYE
Tm wahin thehro me tumare han a rahi hon

Dehshat Gard Itnay Ho

Dehshat Gard Itnay Ho Gaye Hain
Mulk Mei "Faraz" , , ,

Humne Muhallay Ki Cricket Team
Se Bhi Naam Katwa Diya Aaj... =P ;->

A girl asks her mom:

A girl asks her mom: I want some fresh air, can I go for a Walk?

Mom: Alright, but ask your fresh air to drop you home by 10 P.M. =P ;->

Aaj Ka ThoughT ;->

Aaj Ka ThoughT ;->

If u want to gain knowledge,
add something everyday 2 ur mind.
But if u want to gain wisdom,
remove something everyday from ur mind.

Kal Kare So Aaj Ker

Kal Kare So Aaj Ker

Aaj Kar So Ab. . . .

Kal Kare So Aaj Ker

Aaj Kar So Ab. . . .

Abay Kerta Hii Rahega Tou Dhoyega Kab ? ;->

Your network tariff has changed!

Your network tariff has changed!
Call charges are now calculated according to brain size.
The smaller the cheaper!
Congrats You can make free calls!

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