shadi ki date jald fix kr dain.

Larke wale: shadi ki date jald fix kr dain.

Larki wale: nahi abi hamari beti parh rahi hai.

Larke wale: parhai bad me b ho jaye gi, hamara beta
monkey nhi jo ap ki beti ki kitabain phaar de ga. :-D

May, 14 2010 205 chars (2 sms) 16616 views Funny

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dard nak kahani

DARD NAK KAHANI.

aik larka tha, wo aik larki ko chahta tha. magr wo lrki nhi janti thi.

Aik din larke ny himat ki aur usy kaha k tm mujhe achi lagti ho.

Lrki ko shadid ghusa aya aur us ny...
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Lrke ki nak pe muka mar dia.
Lrke ki nak ma shadid dard hoa
aur

Is tara bni ya
''DARD'' ''NAK'' kahani ;->

Wife:gaajar ,muli,baiban

Wife:gaajar ,muli,baiban
lambay lana.

Husb:nhi laonga tm iska
galat istamak kro gi.

wife:tmhe q dard ho
raha hai tm me thoddi
dun gi.>

Attendence

Attendence..

Pappu
Yes Sir

Bablu
Yes Sir

Tinku
Yes Sir

Ullu
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Ullu
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Ullu
Button dabana band kar, teri baari hai, attendence lagwa.

KUTTA KHA GAYA

Master ne bache ki roti kha kar usko kaha: Beta ghar ja kar mera naam to nahi bataogy na ?
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Bacha:Nahi aster G,mein Ammi ko kahunga k meri Roti Kutta kha gaya.

Kid: Papa Ek Glass Paani Dena

Kid: Papa Ek Glass Paani Dena

Papa: Khud Lelo

Kid: Plz Dedo Na

Papa: Agar Ab Tu Ne Maanga Na Tou Thappar Parega

Beta: Acha Jab Thappar Mane Aana Tou Pani Le K Aana... ;->

In battle Sardar g

In battle Sardar g was wearing mosquito net instead of bullet proof jacket.

Why?

Sardar g replied

'' O jis mai machar nai ghus skta goli kia ghusy gi''.¤

Hum ishq mein bhi kamaaal kartey hain..

Hum ishq mein bhi kamaaal kartey hain,

“I love you” likh kar “send to all” karte hain..

Agr main tumse juda ho jao''n

Girlfrnd-Agr main tumse juda ho jao''n tou tmhe''N kc taklif hogi?

Pathan:wesi taklef hogi jc naak ka choha naak mei sookh jaye usko nikalta waqt hoti hy =P ;)

Son:Mujhe circus dekhna ha

Son:Mujhe circus dekhna hai.
Papa:I M busy
Son: Waha 1 ladki chote-2 kapdo me
cheete pe sawari karti hai
Papa: Chalo chalte hai,
kaafi dino se cheeta nahi dekha

student

chill man = Teacher to Student:
How many Planets are there ???

Student:
Mars, Venus, Jupitar.....

Teacher:
Aur Sunaaoo ???

Student:
Buss fitt,,, Aap Sunaao ??? !! =P =D

Saw A Dream Last Nite

Saw A Dream Last Nite
Only U & Me.
U Knw Wat Hapend?
U Were Lookin So Inocent
Bcoz
I Was Eatin Biryani & U Were Saying,
1 Chamach Khila Do Na

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Man becomes angry, he rub board and writes,

"Parhne wala Brilliant Or Likhne Wala Idiot"

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shadi ki date jald fix kr dain.

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