I''ve No Girlfriend

I''ve No Girlfriend
I''ve No Girlfriend



I''ve No Girl friend


I''ve No GirL Friend


I''ve No GirL Friend


Tum aPnay wA|i kA Number dE Do


Poori Das Ho jAin gI
  

May, 14 2010     162 chars (2 sms)     2590 views       Funny

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Beta:
Papa aap ko Cancer howa hai phir aap sab ko AIDS kiyun bataatay ho?



Baap:
Taakay mere merne ke baad koi teri maa ko hath na laga sake.
Can?we do romance in the midnight today? I’m in a good mood:) Just a little bit of kissing and biting!! Reply me soon, yours Loving Mosquito.
A DUA...
tujHe khushiYan aise milen jEse MUSHRAF ko galiYan.
Teri zindgi se gum aise khatm hon jise NARGIS ki haya.
or
tujhe BABRA SHRIF jEsa sabr mile.
tuje shohrat aisI mile jise MUKHTAARA MAI ko mili.
Tujhe health aise mile jEse SINGETA ko.
apke din aise phre jise NISEBO k.
Koi aur dua.....???


William Studyfear said...!!!

"This life is too short even to get full sleep...!
I don''t know how people find time to study...!
so ketabain bnd kro
aur so jao..
Kal ho
"aaj" jaisa,

Mehal ho
"Taaj" jaisa,

Phool ho
"Gulaab" jaisa,

Aur


Zindagi ke har qadam pe friend ho...
?
?
?
oye hello,
Friend ho"Mujh" jaisa.


"LUCKNOW" Me 2
Bachey Aapas Me Larr
Rahe Thy ...

1st Ne 2nd Se Kaha:
Dekhiye Janab ! Agr Aap
Humari Baat Nhi Mane''n
Gy Tou Hum Aap k
Walid-e-Mohtaram Ki Shan
Me Ghustakhana Kalmat
Pesh Kare''n Gy

2nd: Tou Hum Aap k
Rukhsar-e-Mubarak Pe
Aisa Tamaancha Baja
Laye''n Gy k Gaal Gulaab
Ki Patti Ki Trha Chamakne
Lagy Ga .. ;->
WHY R DOCTOR’S PRESCRIPTIONS IMPOSSIBLE 2 READ??????????

ANS : BCOZ THEY HAVE AN EXCLUSIVE MSG ONLY 4 D CHEMISTS….
“MAINE PATIENT KO LUT LIYA HAI,AB TERI BAARI HAI……..”

Professor:
Tum 20 Saal Ki Larki
Su Shaadi Kroge Ya
Apne Sy 20 Saal Bari
Sy ... ?

Student:
Sir ! Depend Krta Hy k
Kon Khoobsurat Hy !
Aap Ki Beti Ya Aap Ki Biwi ;->
If ever I was rude to u

if ever I was angry with u

if ever I misbehaved with u,

then dont hesitate.

JUST SLAP URSELF.

galti tumhari hi hogi. :-)
What Is The Difference Between A Nicely Dressed Man On A Tricycle And A Poorly Dressed Man On A Bicycle. . . ???













Need Nt To Think Hard











It’s Simple Yaar

A TYRE . . . ;->
Clerk ne oFFice fone karke boss se kaha: Sir mai 1 Week tak oFFice nahi aaonga, Meri Bewi taang torr bethi hai..
Boss: (Gusse me) Magar 1 Week tak TUM kiOn nahi aaogEy.?
Clerk: Actualy Sir aAp samjhe nahi, meri Bewi ne jo taang torri hai,
"WOH MERI HAI"
RehMan MaLik Ne ApnAy Ghar LiGht Katwa Di.


B-c0z Ghar mE jAwaN BachIaAn hAin Or :":




WapDa WaLLay JhatKay MaarTay Hain.