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Wazarat E Bijli Nay Load Shedding

Khatam Krnay Ka Elaan. . . . "

Sorry,

Abhi Itna He Suna Tha

K Light Chali Gai .

May, 15 2010 158 chars (1 sms) 2204 views Funny

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Boy: teri judai me neend urti hai, chain khota hai, jaan jaati hai or dil rota hai…

Boy: teri judai me neend urti hai, chain khota hai,
jaan jaati hai or dil rota hai…
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Girl: doctor ko dikha le Q K
dengue virus bhi aise hi hota hai!.... ;->

Today is GABBER SINGH''s

Today is GABBER SINGH''s death anniversary. plz switch off ur cell for 2 minutes as a mark of respect and send this message to atleast 1 criminal as i did;)

Dukandar bhi humari zindagi ki dua kartay hain

Is qadar hum ny Udhaar khaya hy paPpu..!
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Dukandar bhi humari zindagi ki dua kartay hain.... ;->

Larka:

Larka:
Jaan aj tum ne kiss karty
waqt jab apny mon se mery mom main BUBBLE -GUM dali tu boht maza aya..

Larki:
Janu wo BUBBLE -GUM
nahi BULGHUM tha..

ha ha ha ha ha

After The Blast At MARRIOT Hotel

After The Blast At MARRIOT Hotel
Goverment Is Thinking
Of Suggesting A New
Name For The
Demolished
MARRIOT Hotel

"Shaheed MARRIOT BHUTTO" ... ;->

Bst pick up line 2 approch a grl!

Bst pick up line 2 approch a grl!

Go 2 her & ask "is ur dad a

terrorist" She''ll say "wat?"

Then u say "no no I asked coz u

r such a Bomb"

All Schools, Colleges and Universitie

All Schools, Colleges and Universities of Pakistan will remain close till 11th November!

For details visit:

www.inni-vi-lut-nai-pai-hoi.com
:-)

Q. y doesnt calvin klein sell raw material(cloth)..... y does it only sell finished cloth....??

Q. y doesnt calvin klein sell raw material(cloth)..... y does it only sell finished cloth....??

i dont think its a tough one

well the answer is

Because....They Sell Cloth See kAy(CK)

Your network tariff has changed!

Your network tariff has changed!
Call charges are now calculated according to brain size.
The smaller the cheaper!
Congrats You can make free calls!

Naukrani: Malkin

Naukrani: Malkin! Chote Baba Ne Cockroach Kha Liya.

Malkin: Oh God! Call Doctor Fast.

Naukrani: Aap Tension Na Lo Maine

Chote Baba Ko BAYGON Pila Diya...!

William Studyfear said.

William Studyfear said...!!!

"This life is too short even to get full sleep...!
I don''t know how people find time to study...!
so ketabain bnd kro
aur so jao..

kisi larki ko kahain i love you

AgAr aap kisi Larki ko kahain
I LOVE YOU aur Larki aap ko kiss kar
ke apna mobile numbr Day dy
to
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aap
Iss ko kya
kahain gay

Zahir he
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KHUWAB.. :-D

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