Why Are Elephants Large, Gray And Wrinkly... ?

Why Are Elephants
Large, Gray And
Wrinkly... ?

Because

If They Were
Small Round & White
They Would Be
''''Aspirins" ;->

May, 15 2010 178 chars (2 sms) 2264 views Funny

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Girl-Hum Kaha Ja Rahe He..?

Girl-Hum Kaha Ja Rahe He..?

boy-Long Drive Par..!!

girl-Pahle Kyo Nhi Bataya..?

boy-Mujhe B Abhi Pata Chala Jub Breck Nai Laga..

boy school se rota hua ghar aya

1 boy school se
rota hua ghar aya
maa ne pucha:
Beta q ro rahe ho
Boy:
Sir ne boht mara
he mujhe!
Mother:
Sir ne q mara
Boy:
Sir mere dost ko
dant raha tha tou mein ne dost ko tasalii de aur ek misal de..
Mother:
Kon si misaal..?
Boy:
Jo kuttey "bhonkte" hai woh "kaat''tey" nai.:-)

kya matlab main samjha nahi

Teacher to student:
jo doosre ko apni baat na samjha sake woh gadha hota hai.....

Student:
Sir, kya Matlab main samjha nahi....??

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Boy:Tum shadi k baad apnay liye alag ghar to nahi maango gi?

Girl:Aray nahi!! tum apni amma ko alag ghar dila dena

One Technical question:

One Technical question:

Where do u find MANGOES..?

NO,it is nt on mango tree

Fruit shop?

NO wrong

ANS

where ever WOMAN goes

Peeche-Peeche MAN goes!

marriage is like a public toilet

Marriage is like a public toilet

Those waiting outside are desperate to get in
&
Those inside are desperate to come out..

Bhikari: 1 Rupia Dede Baba

Bhikari: 1 Rupia Dede Baba
Aadmi:Sharam Nahi Ati Itnay Hatay Katay Ho K Bhik Mangtay Ho

Bhikari: Nahi To Kya Tumhari Behen Ka Rishta Mangu... =P ;->

t v na dekhne se

* T V na Dekhne Se
Gunaho''n Main Kami *

* Sabar Kerne Se
Jannat Main Janey k
Ziada Chances *

~ A Public Service
Message Brought To
You By "K.E.S.C" ~ ;->

Teacher : why are majority of south Indians dark in color ?

Teacher : why are majority of south Indians dark in color ?
.
.
.
.
.

Student: Because they watch Sun TV, Surya TV, Udaya TV without applying
sunscreen lotion

Ya ALLAH YA REHMAN YA RAHEEM

Ya ALLAH
YA REHMAN
YA RAHEEM

Daro Mat

Kisi Ko Frwrd Nhi
Krna !!

Khud Hi Parh Lo
PAAPI INSAAN ... ;->

Bachiyon k chakker me larke jate lutt,

Bachiyon k chakker me larke jate lutt,
Or khatey hain un k bhaiyon se wo kutt...
iss waja se larke larkiyon ko chor detay hain,
Moqa mil tey hi un k bhaiyon ko phor dete hain..
Na kare makeup to un se banda dar jata hy,
Karti hain itna makeup k weight barh jata hy ."->

meri jan katreena

"MERI JAN KATREENA"

Ungli Mai Angothi, Angothi mai Nagina,

Soni Lagti Hy Teri Bahen KATREENA,

Raat Nahi Kat''ti Maslay Hain Dereena,

Mai Ne Kaha Bus Kar Kehti Hy Abi Na,

Rat Ko Mila Karo Baara Maheena,

Kehti Hy Bhai Ko Batana Kabhi Na,

Itna Zaleel Ho Kar Ke Bhi,

Bhai sms Parh Raha Hy Kameena =P ;->

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Why Are Elephants Large, Gray And Wrinkly... ?

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