Why Are Elephants Large, Gray And Wrinkly... ?

Why Are Elephants Large, Gray And Wrinkly... ?
Why Are Elephants
Large, Gray And
Wrinkly... ?












Because












If They Were
Small Round & White
They Would Be
''''Aspirins" ;->
  

May, 15 2010     178 chars (2 sms)     2075 views       Funny

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Husband: I dont know the meaning of interesting ;-
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''STUDENT''

&

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I Can Look At A Car''s
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Which Way It''s
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Mom : Dats Nice Of Her To Take Such Intrest In You.

So What Did She Say When U Told Her That Youre The Onlu Child
My Dear?
Son : She Just Said ... Thank Goodness
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Phr Uski Behan Ka Fon Aya,
Pathan Or B ziada Rone Laga.Logon Ne Pucha,
kya hua?

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Man to barber: cut my hair short.
Barber: how short u would like to?
?
?
?
?
?
man: So short that my wife cannot pull them...
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Last nite i had a dream abt U...
I saw tht v both were gettig married on the same day...
Ur wife was beautiful but mine is not...
I asked GOD:
Why it is so???
GOD replied:
"BALANCE OF NATURE"...!!!
Molviyon k group mai 1 Ne kaha, jab b raste mai
larki Nazar Aaey to
ASTAGHFIRULLAH parhna!

Kafi der bad 1 Ne kaha
ASTAGHFIRULLAH!
Baqi Bole,
"KIDHER?"
"KIDHER"



















Ye Msj Blank Nhi He.

Apko Dhund Ki Wja Se Wrds Nazr Nai A Rahe...

Happy Fog Day


Breaking News By Geo : "

Wazarat E Bijli Nay Load Shedding

Khatam Krnay Ka Elaan. . . . "


Sorry,

Abhi Itna He Suna Tha


K Light Chali Gai .


Japnese guy visitd Pakistan & took taxi 2 go 2 friend''s house.
On the way,

Toyota pased by.

He told the driver:

Toyota, made in Japan runs very fast.

Then

Honda passed.

He again:

Honda, made in Japan runs very fast.

Then

for Prado,

He again gave same compliment.

Taxi Driver got angry.

When reached the destination,

Taxi driver:

Rs.4,000 Please.

Japnese:Wht?

So much this is.

The angry drivr replied:

Txi meter

Made in Pakistan run fast ;->