Husband: Allah ne tumhain
2 ankhain di hain..
chawal se pather nahi nikal
sakti???
Wife: Allah ne tumhain 32
dant diye hain 2-4pather nahi chaba sakte..!!!!
Lovers sitting in a park,
boy tries to kiss the girl..
Girl says No dear not all this before marriage..
Boy: Don?t worry darling ?I am already married?.:p