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" How Can We Stop
Milk From Getting Sour ? "

Little Jhonny
"Keep It In The Cow ..." ;->

May, 15 2010 105 chars (1 sms) 2951 views Funny

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Teri Mohabat Teri WAFA Hi Kafi Ha

Tamam Umar Ye AASRA Hi Kafi Ha

DAWAT Karo Meri Magr Takleef Na Karna

Mere Liye Bas
BiRYANi
QORMA
TiKA
or
PEPSI Hi Kafi Ha=)

Bangali Student Se

TechAr BAngALi StudEnt SE:
Is JuMLe Ki Urdu BAtAo
"My BrothEr CAn't Cook."

BAngALi:
"HAmArE BhAi K0 PokhAnA NAi AtA"... ;->

The 1st Advice Of

The 1st Advice Of
Father To His Son
When Son Got His
Driving License Made,
Is

"Remember 1 Thing Son
If U''re Going To Hit
Anything, Make Sure
Its Cheap" ;->

there is no velvet s

There is no velvet so
soft as a mother''s lap
no rose as lovely as her smile,
no path so flowery as that
imprinted with her footsteps.

Aqwaal-E-Zarreen

Aqwaal-E-Zarreen
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Bardasht Karna Seekhain.

Boy: U R Sunshine

Boy: U R Sunshine Of My Life.With Out U Life Is A Dreamy Cloud. U R In My Heart Like The Windy Cloud In The Sky

Girl: Is This A Proposal Or A Weather Report?

Supply Plz

Qayamat k din allah pak sub ko aik

paper dega k apne apne gunah lekho

sub likh rehe honge achanak aap ki

awaz ai ge ” supply plz”! :-) )

Shakespeare said,

Shakespeare said, "This world is a stage & we all are actors"..
In punjabi it is translated as

"ae dunya ek drama ae tae asi sarray marasi aan"

mobile bana hai har larki ki shan

Mobile bana hai har larki ki shan

Call kr k larkon ko karti hain ye pareshan

MISSBELL or Sms kr k kehti hain meri jaan

Teri awaz sunne ko tarastey hain mere kaan

12 boyfrnd bana kr akarti hain pehalwan

Apni frndz ko hr raaz bata kr karti hain heran

Kehti hain larkon ko ullu banana hy buhat asan,

Hosh kar ay mere yaar ankhen khol k pehchan,

Mat aa in k chakkar me ye sab hain shetan,

Ab kisi ki call aaye To usko bolna G bhabi jaan.

SaNtA BaNtA Se:

SaNtA BaNtA Se: JuB MaI ApP Ki TaSvEr DeKhTa HoN ToU BhOaT HaIrAn HoTa Hoo

BaNtA:KhUsH Ho Kr K MaI Ye KiS TaRaH TaYaR KaRtA HoO"

SaNtA:NaHe BaLkE ApP ApNa KiMtI WaQt KyOn ZaYa KaRtE
HaI . . . :-P;->

Meri jis se hui

Meri jis se hui shadi wo thi itni saadi,
ghoongat me sharma k boli Bhayya ye kia ho raha hai,
main ne kaha chup Raho Baji hamara tumhara Nikah ho raha hai..:-)

Teacher : "

Teacher : " Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
One Student : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at the same time."

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