a stupid guy: "Excuse me sir, what time is it?"
MAN: "It''s 3:15."
a stupid guy: (puzzled look on his face) "You know, it''s the weirdest thing, I have been asking that question all day, and each time I get a different answer."
A drunk was hauled into court. Mister,
the judge began, you’ve been
brought here for drinking.
Great, the drunk exclaimed. When do we get started. . . ? ;->
I like to compare you with a nice cold glass of beer, beautiful colour, perfect taste, really perfect and when the glass is empty i just take the next one!
Pathan Ro Raha Tha
Admi;Kya Howa?
Pathan"Yara Hum Udas Ha Jis Say Pyar Karta Hay Uska Chumi B Nahi Lay Sakta"
Admi;Kion?
Pathan:Yara Uska Shave Boht Chubta Hay
