Pyar B Ajab Shay He

Pyar B Ajab Shay He
Pyar
B Ajab Shay HePyar
B Ajab Shay He
Maa Se Ho To
"EBADAT"
Baap Se Ho To
"AQEEDAT"
Behan Se Ho To
"FARZ"
&
Bivi Se Ho To
Sub Kehtay Hen
"JORU" Ka Ghulam. . ;->
  

May, 17 2010     177 chars (2 sms)     2687 views       Funny

more Funny SMS Messages

Jab Kabhi Toot K Bikhro to Batana Mujhko...





Main Tumhain Welding waly k Paas le jaon ga. :-)
Boy:Im not rich like Noman, i dont

even have a big car like Noman,but

i really love U!

Girl:thats ok but tell me more about Noman..!
Ek Mota Admi Bazaar Me Phir Raha Tha,
4 Bachay Us Ka Peecha Kr Rahay Thay,
Admi Ne Ruk Kr Pocha Mera Pecha Kyun Kr Rahay Ho?

Bachay Bolay:Uncle Hum Peecha Nahi Kr Rahay,
Balkay Hum Apki Chaon Me Chal Rahay Hain.
321 Arab..

25 Crore..

35 Lakh..

51 Thousand..

2 Rs Only../

YeH MeRa BanK BaLance NaHi Hai Tu KyA HuA MerA MobiLe NumBer Tu HaI..

KEEP MESSAGING.../;->
A bOy lOst In The mAll

Started Shouting

F

F

F

F

F

WHY??


BCOZ


NEWTONS LAW OF MOTION



F=MA

SO HE WAS SHOUTING


MA

MA

MA

MA

MA
Kuch Is Liye Bhi Doston Se Raabta Kam Rakhta Hun ...
.....JAn|xXx.....

Jo Milta Hai Kheta Hai Yaar
Gold Leaf To
Pila... =P ;->

Girl:Agr Tmhe Mjsy Shadi Krni Hai To Tmhe Hr Hafte Mumi Ko 10kg Ata Dena Hoga,

Papa Ki Car Me 10litre Petrol Dlwana Hoga
Boy:Acha BEHAN Ami Abu Ko Salam Kehna
frnds r lik balons onc u let thm go u can never bring them back. thats y mera dil chata hai app ki hawa nikal k apny pas rakh loon.
can u read fast in english !

MY
A my
They my
They they my
A my they na my.

.
.
.
.
.
.
..
.
.
.
Khulay nahi hain maaf karo:.
Most Relationship Fail
Not Becoz Of The Absence Of Love. . .
Love Is Alwayz Present

Its Just That

One Love Too Much

And

The Other Loves Too many . . . ;->
Salesman ; This Computer Will cut your work Load BY 50%

..

...


...


...


...


...


...
Sardar
GREAT
Oye Menu Te 2Dede...;)
sardar Bought A New Mobile.

Doston Ne Kaha Naya Mobile Lya Hay Mithai To Khilao..

Sardar Bazar Gya
Aur

Mobile Baich K Mithai Le Aya