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Santa: Mene Kal SANIA MIRZA Se Phone Pe Baat Ki.
Banta: That''s Great Yaar..
Usne Kya Kahaa..??
Santa: Usne Kaha

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May, 17 2010 140 chars (1 sms) 2370 views Funny

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Mein tum sey pyar

Mein tum sey pyar karta hoon! mein tumharey baghair zinda naheen reh sakta, agar tum mujhe na millee to mein khudkushi kar loon gha, chahey kuch b ho jaye mein tum sey hee mohabat karta rahoon gha.

Shabash seekh liya.......ab rozana 10-15 sey yehi bol diya karna

agar koi mujh sey pochchey

agar koi mujh sey pochchey "teri Mohabat ka naam kya hai?"

to mein kahoon" tenu kee takleef ee"

Girl asks her lover,

Girl asks her lover, will you love me like this after marriage also? Boy: Yes, only if your husband does not have any problem.

N0w "BuSH" RepLiES 2 "FArAz"..

N0w "BuSH" RepLiES 2 "FArAz"..

HaAL To MErA b TErE JEsA hE hy "FArAZ" , ,

BuS FArq SirF ItnA Hy . .

TuMhAiN ApNo0 nE LotA..
HAmAiN GhAiron nE KootA... =P ;->

"FUCK-YOU"

"FUCK-YOU"

Shocked

It means:

F=flowers 4 u.

U=unlimitd hugs 4 u.

C=chocolate not sweeter than u.

K=kisss 4u.

U= you always on my mind. . . . ;->

Soldier to General:

Soldier to General:
Sir!
A small enemy group is attacking..

General:
Quickly bring me my red shirt..
"After Enemyz Defeat"

Soldier:
Sir why d red shirt??

General:
In red shirt if i got shot, my soldiers would''nt see my blood so they wont b discouraged..

Soldier:
Sir 100 enemy tanks are attacking..

General:
Hurry up!
Bring me
My Yellow Trousers.... ;->

Importance of thumb…

Importance of thumb…

Children use it 4 chewing

Illiterate people use it 4 sign

Winners 4 victory
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My FANS use it 4 reading my messages
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Oh….u toooo?

pathan khudkushi!

Pathan:
Khudkushi pr tqreer kr rha tha
Khudkushi
Hram hy
Zulm hy
Gunah hy
Buzdili hy
Pagalpun hy
Aisi haram mot marne se behtr he insan apne ap ko Goli mar dy

Ahmad Faraz Ki Ghazlen Thi Bohot Aala,

Ahmad Faraz Ki Ghazlen Thi Bohot Aala,
Zara Ghor Farmaiye Ga,
Ahmad Faraz Ki Ghazlen Thi Bohot Aala;
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Par Kya Faida Jab PAPPU CAN''T DANCE SALA.

revised version of truth is the best policy

Revised Version of
TRUTH IS THE BEST POLICY

Once again the woodcutter was going with his wife near the canal. His wife fell in canal. He started crying. Angel came & asked him. He told about wife. Angel went in canal and brought "Katrina Kaif". Woodcutter said yes. Angel became angry.
Woodcutter said, if I refused u should have brought "Shilpa Sheti" and then my wife. I m a poor man. I can''t afford all 3... =P ;->

A father asks peon:

A father asks peon: How are the studies in this college? Where do I see my son in future?
Peon: The future is bright, I had also completed my engineering from the same college!

Pathan 100 K Note

Pathan 100 K Note Pr Likha Hua No. Dial Kr Rha Tha

2nd Pathan: Ye Kr Rahy Ho ?

1st Pathan: Quaid-e-Azam Ka Number Dial Kr K Pooch Rha Hoon
Un ka Mobile Kis K Paas Hy ... ;->

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