Love Is Second Mistake

Love Is Second Mistake
Love Is Second Mistake Created By GOD!!!



Of Course Girls Are First!!!



But The Fact Is That Both Are Beautiful Mistakes..!;)
  

May, 17 2010     138 chars (1 sms)     1615 views       Funny

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Mirasi ka bacha school dakhal ho gya

teacher ny kaha
2 ka pahara sunao?

Wo bola:

"Tae fer tusi nal dholki wajao". :-)}
Bhagwan to Man:BOL KIA CHAHIYE?
Man:MERI SHAADI AISH SE KARA DO.
Bhagwan:USKI 1 SAARI 1 LAC KI HAI,KHARCHA UTHA PAYEGA?
Man:KOI Solution????
Bhagwan:MALLIKA SE KAR LE………
Breaking News:

Nipa chowrangi per Taxi or 2 Bus ko na maloom afraad ne roka or us mei sawar hokar apne apne ghar chale gaye.
Sardar Goes to Doctor n Say: Badan pe kahin pe bhi ungli lagata hon tu dard hota ha , Doctor Exrays jis entire body and finds that the sardar''s finger is fractured :)
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now dont ask me 4 more sms ...

appna raag aap jamaoo
You don''t love a woman because she is beautiful, she is beautiful because you love her
Do u want 2 see this world after ur death?

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Plz Donate ur eyes

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Choro mobile wapas rakh do
erada change ho gya
Phir kabhi...
It

Doesn''t

Matter

How Often

A Married Man Changes His Jobs ... !!!

He Still Ends Up

With The Same Boss ... ;->
''Director to actress:

tumhe 4 gunde pakrenge

aur hero bachane ayega

Actress: Hero Kaun hai?

Director: Emraan Hashmi

Actress: phir mujhe

usse kaun bachayega?????''
A beautiful dress is of no use
until it inspires
someone to take it off

By

Swamy EMRAAN HASHMI
The World Is Full Of Willing People ....





Some Willing To Work




&





Rest Let Them Willing To Work ... ;->