Prince charles & sardarji were having dinner.
Prince said, "pass the wine you divine"
Sardar thinks "how poetic"
Sardar says, "pass the custard you bastard
Jab tak zinda hain msg krty rahenGe, Or jis din na karen to samaj lena k. . . . . . . . Aglay din karenGe, . Maar dO Maar dO zalimO Haly tay wia v ni h0ya.;-(
U r on a bus & U need
2 fart ...
But d music is really
loud, so U time Ur
farts with d beats.
After a couple ov
songs, U start 2 feel
better as U approach
Ur stop, as U r leaving
d bus, People REALLY
staring down at U n
that''s when U realize
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U can Enjoy saving of SMSs.Ur Subscription title Kanjus is valid untill ALLAH give u TAUFIQ to send Sms ;->
Kabhi yaad aye to fone ker lena,
Paisy kam hon to SMS ker lena,
Agar Yah bi na ker saky to mobile dahi main daal ker
VIBRATION on kerna,
or lassi bana ke pi lena
