You Can Impress Everybody By Your Talent , Looks And Intelligence And If That''s Not Enough

You Can Impress Everybody By Your Talent , Looks And Intelligence And If That''s Not Enough
You Can Impress Everybody

By Your Talent , Looks And Intelligence

And If That''s Not Enough

Tell Them






















You Are

My Friend ... ;->
  

May, 17 2010     188 chars (2 sms)     2212 views       Funny

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The worst way of missing some one is...
























like sitting next to a sexy babe and you cant have her. ;->
Chehray pay ap k pyari si smile hai
Suna he k ap k pas bi mobil he Jis main msg ki moti si file hai
Magar ap msg nahi kartay
Ye kangusi hai ya ap ka styel hay.

2000 Mai Bachay Parhtay Thy.

A for Apple
B for Banana
C for Cat
D for Dog


2009 Mai Parhty Hain:

A for Aata
B for Bijli
C for Cheeni
D for Dhamakey :-)
Teacher
" How Can We Stop
Milk From Getting Sour ? "

Little Jhonny
"Keep It In The Cow ..." ;->
Height of preence of mind...
Once a teacher asked student "Tell the bird''s name by seeing its legs".
Student replied ," I cannot tell".
Teacher said "You are fail,What''s your name?".
Student replied ...... "See my legs and tell my name"
If Somebody
Comes &
Tels U
Tht Ur A Fool
Dont Be Angry
Go To Em
Catch Their Ear &
Tel Them.





Plz. DON''T TELL THIS 2 OTHRS:)

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tring ... tring
yaad dilane aaya hoon...

apke sms nhe aa rahe!

sms karo wrna ghanti kharab kar k bhag jaonga.. ;->
Ay Load Shaiding Karne Walon
Bat Hy Bilkul Sadhi

Ay Load Shaiding Karne Walon Bat Hy Bilkul Sedhi

Jaise Jaise Barhe Ga Andhera

Waise Waise Barhe Gi Abadi ;-
U can control your Breath but not Death,
U can control your Life but not your Wife,
U can control your Emotions but not





















LOOSE MOTION


Do u know whats A B C D E F G?
A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl

Now reverse da order, can u guess the full form of: G F E D C B A ?
Girls Forgets Everything Done & Catches(new) Boy Again.


TUM SE ACHA TO KUTTA HAI..
PAppu..!


Kam Se Kam LARKI Palat Palat K DekhTi tu Hai...


k,


Kahin Aa To Nahi Raha... =P ;->
They Said ...

There Would Be Black
President When Pigs
Fly ...

Obama Became
President And Only
Several Months Later

"SWINE FLU" ... ;->