The Statement Below Is True ...

The Statement Below Is True ...

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"cErTiFieD ...

AbSoLuTe ...

StUpId " ;->

May, 17 2010 215 chars (2 sms) 2454 views Funny

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larke wale hum ko

Larke Wale: Hum
Ko Larki Pasand Hy
Shaadi Kab Krni Hy ?

Larki Wale: Abhi Tou
Larki Parh Rhi Hy !

Larke Wale: Humara
Beta Kya Bandar
Hy jo Kitabai''n Phaar
De ga ... ;->

Special prayer jst 4 u...

Special prayer jst 4 u...

U''l b a Rose 4al Flowers

U''l b a Smile 4al Faces

U''l b a Spring 4al Trees

U''l b a brother 4al

''SMART girls''

Kaho Ameen!!

O Rok Do Mere Janaze Ko Zalimon

O Rok Do Mere Janaze Ko Zalimon

Mujh Me Jaan Aa Gayi Hai

Peeche Mur K ou Dekho Kameeno

Ciggerate Ki Dukan Aa Gayi Hai ;->

Law of Love is drived from newton''s law

Law of Love is drived from newton''s law

Evrey bad boy Cntinues to do taram taari unless

a thapar or sandel with a force is impresed upon him by a lovly lady

Sardar proposing

Sardar proposing a girl.. Hi darling kya mujse shadi krogi.
Girl.. Tameez se bat kro ...
Aslam.o.Alaikum Baji kya mujse shadi krogi.

in foreign daughter:

In foreign Daughter:

Dad, I got married yesterday evening. I forgot to inform u.

Daddy: Its ok my child. But next time U shud invite me :-D

Height of dedication

Height of dedication

Papu 5 mint ma paper chor k chla gya
Teacher:kya hoa paper nhi aata?

Papu:wo bat nhi hai.
Mujhe aglay paper ki tyari karni hai... =P ;->

eik aadmi :

eik aadmi : ''''abe tera mobile number kabse dial kar raha hun...
bar bar switched off bol raha hai''''

Dusra aadmi : Abee, woh mera ''HELLO TUNE'' hai . . . ;->

phool kharab nahi hota

phool kharab nahi hota makhia kharab karti hai
larka kharab nahi hota larkia kharab karti hai

A boy goes to see a dance.

A boy goes to see a dance.

His mom angrily asks him:
Did u see anything there that
u were not supposed to see?

Boy: yes, I saw dad!

CHAND per Apka naam l

CHAND per Apka naam likhnay ko jee chahta hai
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Pehli baat to yeh k mera haath nahi pohanchta
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Dosri yeh k yeh khayal hamesha dopehar main hi aata hai

The Only Way You Can Feel Good About

The Only Way You Can Feel Good About YourSelf Is By Making SomeOne Else Look Bad.

And

I''m Tired Of Making Other People Feel Good About Themselves…. ;->

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