Friends Will Share An Umbrela

Friends Will Share An Umbrela
Friends Will Share An Umbrela With You When Its Raining ...

But

Best Friends Will Grab The Umbrella From You

And

Yell

"Run LOSER Run" :->
  

May, 17 2010     156 chars (1 sms)     2610 views       Funny

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Luv will fly if held too lightly.Love will die if held too tightly.How should I hold u.How do I know if I''m still keeping you or I''m letting go...
Sardar: Agar operation se mujhe kuch ho jaye to ussi doctor se shadi kar Lena.
Biwi: Aisay kyun keh rahay ho?

Sardar: Tou kya doctor ko muaf kar doon.
She Broke my Heart..:-(













































I Broke Her BF''S Jaw..;-)
What is d Diffrnce btwn POETRY n ESSAY ?

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Any Word uttered by a GrlFrnd is POETRY.

Anything said by Wife is an ESSAY...
A Meaningiful Sentence Written At A Grave-Yard

"As You Are, So We Were,
As We Are, So Shall You Be. . . “

A Silent Msg For All . . .

BB hum sharminda hain

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Wah wah wah
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BB hum sharminda hain

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ap k shohar zinda hain!:-D

Everything is
"Pre-Written"
But, with Prayers
it can be
"Re-Written"... ;->

/GooD MorninG\

Have a Blessed Day (:->


Aaj kal Molvi b 2 Qism k ho gaye hain.

1 Banda Bus me 1 Molvi ko deikh kr darty darty pochta hy,

"Molvi sab,
ap Darood waalay Molvi ho,
ya Barood waalay.";-)
Ek Mota Admi Bazaar Me Phir Raha Tha,
4 Bachay Us Ka Peecha Kr Rahay Thay,
Admi Ne Ruk Kr Pocha Mera Pecha Kyun Kr Rahay Ho?

Bachay Bolay:Uncle Hum Peecha Nahi Kr Rahay,
Balkay Hum Apki Chaon Me Chal Rahay Hain.
A Day Will Come . . .

When the whole world will, CELEBRATE:

YOUR NAME

YOUR FAME

YOUR PERSONALITY

YOUR THOUGHTS

YOUR VIEWS

But keep in mind,

April Fool comes once a year.

Congratulations!

It''s Gonna B Ur Day After 4 Days JAn|x . . . :p ;->
Q: Ghairat kia hai..?









A: Ghairat wo cheez hai
jo agar ap ko aa jaye to
mera inbox kabhi
bhi khali na rahey... =P ;->
Newton Ka gravity Ka Law Kiss Ki Waja se Bana ??

Chacha Gamay Ki waja se..

Pata Hai Kaise ??
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Jiss Darakht se Apple(saib) Girra Tha woh Darrakht chacha Gamay Ka tha :) :)