Doctor! I Have A Serious Problem,

Doctor! I Have A Serious Problem,
Doctor! I Have A Serious Problem,

I Can Never Remember

What I Just Said.


When Did You

First Notice This Problem?


What Problem?
  

May, 17 2010     146 chars (1 sms)     2017 views       Funny

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