Engineer: a person who knows a great deal about very little and who goes along knowing more and more about less and less, until finally he knows practically everything about nothing.... ;->
Teacher: biwi,begum,wife main kya faraq hy ? . . . . . . . . Pathan: Kuch khas nahi ye bhi ye bhi India , Baharat , Hindustan ki tarhan ek hi dushman ke 3 naam hain......!