Police:Tumhara Dost

Police:Tumhara Dost
Police:Tumhara Dost
Kaise Mara?

Sardar:Pata Nhi,Wo
Bola"Mere Pet Me Chuhe
Kud Rahe He

"To Mene Use
Chuhe Marne Ki DAWA
Khila Di!!
  

May, 17 2010     141 chars (1 sms)     2284 views       Funny

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Pathan ki B-v bhaag gai 3 din baad wapis aaye
Pathan ghusse se bola
''''Ab kya lene aayi ho''''

Pathan ki B-v boli
''''Main apne mobile ka charger bhool gai thi'''';->
Last Night. . . .


I Dreamed I Ate A Ten-Pound
''''Marshmallow''''



&



When I Woke Up





















The Pillow Was Gone . . . ;->
Teacher To Student -
U''ve Been Snding
E-mail Other Students
That
I''m Ugly

Student - Sorry Ma''am,
I Didn''t Realize, U
Wanted To Keep It A
Secret ... ;->

A man jumped into the sea n never came out.
2nd man also jumped in,

he ws drowned too.
Panjabi scientist wrote da conclusion:

Human beings r soluble in water.!

A person in toilet hears from adjacent toilet
Hi, how r u?
he is embarassed and says doin, just fine...

So what r u up to?
well, just sitting like you....

Can i come over?
No, no i am kinda busy now !!

listen, i have to call u back.
There is an idiot in other toilet who is
answering my questions.. ;->
Circuit: Bhai Jail Ko Hindi Me Hawalat Kyun Kehte Hai?


Bhai: Kyunki Jail Mein Khaane

Ko Sirf Hawa Aur Laat Hi Milti Hai
In a class, teacher asked:
If I buy an item@ 12.75 n
[email protected], it“s loss or profit?
student: Profit in rupees & loss in paise
Aik tah billa























































Bas aik he tah or nahi
"hai"
Sikh: Ghar ma Mera hi Hukam chlta hy
Ma Kehta hon, garm pani ly aao, wo le aati hy,

Dost: Garam pani Q?
Sikh: Garam pani ma hi Bartan Achay Dhultay hain:-)
Kindly observe SILENCE for two minutes in the memory of those poor mosquitoes who died last night after sucking ur blood. .
Heigth of fashion



a 6 month old baby asks his mother for.....






low waist diper
Judge 2 a smart girl
U murdered ur frend jst bcoz she tore a page 4rm ur notebook?

Girl
Yes, bcoz that page had an autograph of "HumAyuN"
Uff ye grlz b na =P ;)