Police:Tumhara Dost

Police:Tumhara Dost
Kaise Mara?

Sardar:Pata Nhi,Wo
Bola"Mere Pet Me Chuhe
Kud Rahe He

"To Mene Use
Chuhe Marne Ki DAWA
Khila Di!!

May, 17 2010 141 chars (1 sms) 2351 views Funny

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"khatay Huay Bolna Nahi Chahiay"

Zardari Ab Chup Ka Roza Rakhain ge
Or Kabhi Nahi Bolein ge,

kyun K Zardari Ne Suna Hai,

"khatay Huay Bolna Nahi Chahiay"

Listen how ppl

Listen how ppl r now a dayz. i was sittin in a mandir,da pujari was abt 2 show da aarthi n d guy near me lit a cigarrette.i was shocked tht i ALMOST DROPPED MY BEER

khud kar k ultey kaam mar tujhe pardwayoun gha

agar koi mera naam poochey to mein naam tera bataoon gha,
agar koi mera naam poochey to mein naam tera bataoon gha,

khud kar k ultey kaam mar tujhe pardwayoun gha

someone says whisky hotihai risky,

someone says whisky hotihai risky,
while someone says whisky bina zindgi miss ki,
but i say rum beer ya whisky nahi vo ladki se jyada risky.
cheers

Husband:u will never succeed

Husband:u will never succeed
in making DOGS obey u. . . !

Wife:Nonsense. . . . it’s only a matter of patience,
I had a lot of trouble with u at first. . . ;->

main allama ki aulad hon

After the Announcement the final result of class, father asked his son.

Father: Beta Tumhara result Kesa Raha?
Son: Abbu, Teacher ne kaha ke Zyada tar bachay fail hain.

Father: Beta Aapka Result kiya Aaya hai?
Son: Abbu, Woh jo Dr uncle hai na unka beta bhi Fail ho gaya hai.

Fathar: Tumhara Result Kiya aaya hai?
Son: Abbu, Woh jo mera Dost hai na jiske Papa Engineer hain na, woh bhi fai ho gaya hai.

Father: Abay Tu bata, Tera result Kiya aaya hai.

train se yaad aya...

train se yaad aya...

train se yaad aya...

[remembered from train...]

train se yaad aya...

o kiya kiya, kya kiya, kya kiya re sanam.....;->

Astrologer:

Astrologer: U''ll meet a young gal who wanna everything about u.
Frog: When n where?
Astrologer: Next semester in Biology lab

DoORse dekhA to sh3r khAdA thA

DoORse dekhA to sh3r khAdA thA

DoORse dekhA to sh3r khAdA thA
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pAsS gAyA hi nAhi

tUjhme hiMmAt hAi tO tU jA k3 dikhA!!!

Muskarana lrki ki ada hai

Kon kehta hai larki hansi to phansi?.

Musrana to har larki ki ada hai

jo ise muhabbat samjhe wo gadha hai

6 reasons to prefer GUNS over WOMEN

6 reasons to prefer GUNS over WOMEN

1.U can trade an old 45 for a new 22

2.U can admire a friend's gun & He'll let u try it

3.Ur Gun stays with u even if u r out of munitions

4.Guns function normal everyday

5.Gun do not mind if U go 2 sleep after u use it

6.MOST IMP: U can buy a SILENCER for A GUN! =P ;) :-)

Jab Koi Baat Bigar Jaye

Jab Koi Baat Bigar Jaye
Jab Koi Mushkil Par Jaye
Tou
Tou
Tou
,,???

(".)
<))>
JL

Tou Yaad Rkho K
"Puthey Kamman De Puthey Nateejey" ;->

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