Ecnological Development!

Ecnological Development!
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Wow...

Users From Pakistan Just Dial 03216307893 Users Outside Pakistan Add Prefix 0092 ;->

May, 17 2010 173 chars (2 sms) 1946 views Funny

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Tou Aap B Us Ko Rula Sakte Ho

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BOY;RHNY DAIN MAIN BAHIR SOFY
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CHAYE LAI,
BOY; TM KON HO,
GIRL;MAIN GUDDO
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BOY;MAIN ULLU DA PTHA.
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Chaaku dikha kar loot liya

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Ecnological Development!

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