Don''t be too good I might miss you, don''t be too caring I might like you, don''t be too sweet I might fall its hard for me to love you when you wont love me after all.
A man inserted an advertisement in the classified:
"Wife Wanted".
The next day he received a 100 letters.
They all said the same thing:
"You Can Have Mine." ;->
BREAKING NEWS: Terrorists have kidnapped MEERA and demanded 5000000 Rs otherwise they will burn her with Kerosene Oil.So plz donate.I ve also donated 15 liters.
