duniya k das bardey shaitan,

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Oh I am unable to write your name ten times in a row
  
May, 17 2010     128 chars (1 sms)     2597 views       Funny

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Bv: Shadi se pehle
Bv:
Shadi se pehle to tum mujh per bare sher kehte the!

Husband:
Ab waqt badal gaya hy

Bv:
Phir b ''JAANI'' koi sher kehdo!

Husband:
lo sunO

Jane jigar janeman

90 kilo tera wazan

Tu jo gir jaye mujh par

Mar jaonga me sanam...:-)
Husband, wife & spare tyre
HUSBAND and WIFE are like 2 tyres of a vehicle

If 1 punctures, the vehicle can’t move further

M0ral:
always Keep a SPARE TYRE….
1 Chutki Naswaar
1 Chutki Naswaar Ki Qeemat Tum Kia Jano Mere Lal

Pathan K Sar Ka Taj Hoti Hy Ek Chutki Naswaar

Har Mochi Ki Dukaan Per Aam Hoti Hy Ek Chutki Naswaar ;->
Lil Bad One lAwlX
Lil Bad One lAwlX

Height Of Romantic Shayiri
World''s Best Romantic Shaiyri



Ji Karta Hai Choom Loo Teri

Potty Me Pade Matar Ke Dane Ko,

Kambkhat Kabhi To Tere

Labo Se Hokar Gujra Hoga....
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aaj jo kuch ho jaye mein naheen
aaj jo kuch ho jaye mein naheen rukoon gha, jo sach mein mein bata doon gha,




yehi k mein apni gf sey friendship naheen tordna chahta
Do u want 2 see this
Do u want 2 see this world after ur death?

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Plz Donate ur eyes
Shayiri chor kar pakoray
Shayiri chor kar pakoray baich raha hun Wassi,
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Kaleja moun ko aata hy
Anjaam-e-Faraz daikh kar ;-)
A mobile is like a
A mobile is like a woman, Talks non-stop, Costs a fortune, Disturbs when u r busy
n When U need it urgently
There is no service . . . ;->
5 frogs r sitting on a log


5 frogs r sitting on a log.
4 decide 2 jump off.
How many r left? ?
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Still 5 left..

Moral:
There''s a lot of difference b/w deciding n doing. (:
mere marne ke baad
mere marne ke baad mera janaza unki gali se nikla
mere marne k baad mera janaza unki gali se nikla
wo khidki pei aai aur boli
SALA YEI BHI TAPAK GAYA
Kal Kare So Aaj Ker
Kal Kare So Aaj Ker

Aaj Kar So Ab. . . .





Kal Kare So Aaj Ker

Aaj Kar So Ab. . . .






Abay Kerta Hii Rahega Tou Dhoyega Kab ? ;->
Once a sardar was
Once a sardar was looking at a WANTED poster & was wondering -
Saala wanted tha to photo kheenchne ke baad use jaane kyon diya ?

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