Father Askd 2

Father Askd 2 H¡S SOn:Tum Baar Baar Matric Me Fail Hotay Ho Tum
Ne Aj Tak Kuch Na Kuch To Seekha Ho Ga?
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Søn:Yes Papa . .!

Father:Wht?

Son:Kitab Kholna. .

May, 17 2010 189 chars (2 sms) 2280 views Funny

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Chala Ja Msg Tu Ban K Gulab,

Chala Ja Msg Tu Ban K Gulab,

Hogi Sachi Dosti Tou AyeGa Jawab

Agar Na Aaye Jawab Tou Mat Hona Udaas

Samaj Jana K Balance Nahi Hai Ghareeb K Bache K Paas. . .

todays fact g

~Todays FACT~

Guinness Book Of Records
Holds The Record For
Being The Book Most
Stolen From Public Libraries... ;->

Surmey ki Factory

Pathan ki bivi ka rang boht kala tha,

Ek din bivi ne Orange Colour ki Saarhi pehni aur pucha: Kesi lag rahi hun?
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Pathan: Aise jaise SURMEY ki Factory mein aag lagi ho.

~ Tip Of The Day ~

~ Tip Of The Day ~

''It''s So
"S I M P L E"
To Be
"W I S E" ...

Just
"T H I N K"

Something
"S T U P I D"

And Then

Don''t
"S A Y" It ... ;->

Chicken ready?

Chicken ready? Yes Boss. Fish ready? Yes Boss. Omlet ready? Yes Boss. Mutton ready? No Boss. why...? BAKRA abhi sms parh raha hai boss.

Ek Khubsurat Larki

Ek Khubsurat Larki
Bank gai Aur
Bank Manager Se Pucha:
"Me Joint-Account Kholna
Chahti Hon..."

Manager: "Ye Tou Achi Baat
Hy, Aap Kis K Sath
Joint-Account Kholna
Chahti Hyn ...? "

Larki: "Mujhe Ziada
Nakhry Dikhany Ki
Aadat Nhi

Bas

Jis K Paas Bank Balance
Ziaa Ho, Us K Saath Khol
Loongi ..." ;->

Q: How Do U Express Two Words With Exactly Opposite Meaning Is Sentance. . . . ? ? ?

Q:
How Do U Express Two Words With Exactly Opposite Meaning Is Sentance. . . . ? ? ?

Ans:

"HAPPILY MARRIED". . .

Haqiqat samjho ya afsana,

Haqiqat samjho ya afsana,
Apna samjho ya baigana,

Hamara aapka rishta he purana,
Is liye farz tha aap ko batana,

kay garmiyan aa gayi hain,
Ab shuru ker do roz nahana!

jao nahao (,?. *,?.)

1 srdar ji khali katori

1 srdar ji khali katori mein roti dubo k kha raha tha
Waiter ne dkha to pucha: Ap kia kr rhe hain?
Srdrji: Me maths ka teacher hu, Mene daal suppose ki hui hai!

Dil ka dard dil torrne waley kiya jaaney

Dil ka dard dil torrne waley kiya jaaney,
Pyar ke rivajon ko zamana kiya jaaney,

Hoti hai kitni takleef larrki ko pataney main,
Ye ghar pe baitha larki ka baap kiya jaaney

Hi The Cute

Hi

The Cute

Sweet

Most Graceful

The Smartest

&

Beautiful

Person

Khush ??

Chalo Ab Apna Kaam
Kro, Duusro''n Ko Bhi
Bewaqoof Banana Hy .. ;->

Garnal Major Ne

Garnal Major Ne Aik Roz Aik Mulazim Ko
Bulaya Aur Sakht Lehje Mai Kaha

Mai Ne Pechle 2 Saal Mai Ye Bat Khas Tor Par Note Ki Ha K Jub Bhi Apni khala Ki Bemari Ka Keh Kr Daftar Se Choti Le kr Jate Ho Us Roz Zoror Koi Cirkt Match Hota Hai

Mulazim Sar Kujate Howe Bola Ap Ka Kehne ka Matlb Ye Ha K Meri Kala Bemari ka Bhana Karti Hai . . . ?

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