a dil wee hazir

a dil wee hazir e sadee jaan wastey,
ik naa ee kafi ee pachchan wastey

sachi dasan te terey nal koi pyar naee
SMS karney aaan bas tenu sataan wastey

May, 18 2010 154 chars (1 sms) 2573 views Funny

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HeIgHt Of ProFeSsIoNaL JeAlOuSy

HeIgHt Of ProFeSsIoNaL JeAlOuSy

A CoMmUnItY OwNeR bAnNeD AnOthEr CoMmUniTy OwNeR Coz He WaS CoPyInG HiS StUfF Frm OtHer"z CoMm.
& SaY
Do It By UrSeLf
WhIle He Is DoInG ThE SaMe FrM oThErZ

Ankho mai kuch nami thi,

Ankho mai kuch nami thi,

mujh mai shayad vitamin ki kami thi,

jis se sari raat phone pe bat ki,

wo kambakhat meri mehboba ki ammi thi... =P ;->

''WARNING ! ! !

''WARNING ! ! !

This is a VIRUS . . .

When you turn your phone off it WON''T WORK AGAIN''

Shaadi Me Dulha

Shaadi Me Dulha K Saath Barati Kyun Jate Hain ?
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Kyun K Log Kehte Hain K Kisi K Sukh
Main Jao Na Jao

Par

Dukh Main Zarur Jana Chahiye ... ;-)

Ek bacha dorta howa

Ek bacha dorta howa ghar aya aur maa se kaha: hamare parosi kis kadar garib hai un k bache ne ek rupe ka sika nigal liya hai aur wo sub ro rahe hai... ;->

The World Is Full Of Willing People ....

The World Is Full Of Willing People ....

Some Willing To Work

&

Rest Let Them Willing To Work ... ;->

If Any Dog Attacks You

If Any Dog Attacks You

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jL

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V
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<@_,
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@>
/V

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<__V
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Ye Tamashay Nahi Karna,
Bhaag Jana Hai. :-)

Afghanistan Main Kisi Bhi

Afghanistan Main Kisi Bhi
Khushi K Mauqey Pr Tali Nahi Bajai Jati

Waja

Socho

Soocho

Nahi Pata

Aray

Wahan

TALI-BAN Hyn … ;->

1 day god tested me

1 Day God Tested Me
He Erased All My Memory n Asked
"Do U Remember Any1 Now?"
I Told Ur Name
God Smiled n Said
"Some Virus Can''t Be Formatted" ;)

can a kangaroo jump

Can A Kangaroo Jump

Higher Than A Effiel Tower?

Ans:
Yes Bcoz
D Effiel Tower
Cannot jump

ek Pagal Tha Bilkul Pagal Tha

ek Pagal Tha
Bilkul Pagal Tha
Khali Pagal Nai
Bahut Khatarnak Pagal Tha

Aap Mat Ghabrao,

Aap K Samne To
Wo Kuch bhi nahi tha......;->

Ye PAKISTAN nhi CHAAND ka tukra hy

Dunya Chaand pr jane k liye Be-taab hy
Hum Khush-naseeb hyn k Zameen pr rehty huey Chaand pr hyn

Ye PAKISTAN nhi
CHAAND ka tukra hy

Aur Chaand pr na Light hoti hy,
na Paani, na Gas,
na Aata, na Cheeni,
So plz no tension,
Enjoy your life on Moon ... ;->

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