OncE jAmEs BonD

OncE jAmEs BonD mEt A dOg In JunglE
hE saId

"I Am BOND...!

JAMES BOND...!

thE dOg BitEs Him
nD rePilEd

"I Am KUTTA...!!

PAGAL KUTTA...!!

May, 18 2010 156 chars (1 sms) 1928 views Funny

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Can you explain to me how this lipstick got on your collar? the suspicious wife sneered.
No I cant the husband replied. I distinctly remember taking my shirt off.

''Barray Zalim Hain Teri Gali K Bachay Faraz.

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Kutta Peechay Laga K Kehte Hain.

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Aazma Luck Aazma
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Q. WHAT IS THE HEIGHT OF LAZINESS?

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We Must Believe In

We Must Believe In
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For

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During School Days

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One Day Teacher Asked Him Wats D Strength Of D Class,

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22 Girls,

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Difference between

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but
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ek teacher se puchha

ek teacher se puchha gaya ki wo apne bachho ko kya padhate hai?
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