Teacher To Student:

Teacher To Student:
Teacher To Student:
Tmhai''n Apne Papa Se Kitne Paise Milte Hyn ... ?

Student : Mjhe Kia Milenge, wo Tou Khud Mummy Se Le Ker Jate Hyn ;->
  

May, 18 2010     146 chars (1 sms)     2406 views       Funny

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''Ek kutta b0hat akarr k chal raha tha.

Sher ne pucha tu kis khushi me akarr raha hai?

T0 kutty ne kaha:

0ye aram se.
Hamare baap ki hukumat hai...''
DiL to ChAhtA hy hAr bAAr TujhE
Khud hE LAmbi cALL kAron "PAppu" , , ,

LEkin MErE DAmAn mE MiSS CaLL
k siwA kuCh Bhi nAhi... ;->
Husband1: Why Do U Take Ur
Wife Only In Night Clubs?

Husband2: Buddy,

By The Time She Gets Ready Thr''s No Other Place Open!
MErE pAs sE Us k¡ KhuSbo0 Aaj Bhi aAti hy "PAppu",,,

MaiNe FursAt mE kAbi Khud sE LAgAyA thA UsAy

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ItZ
My PerFuME..
DoN''t ThiNk Any WAhiyAt.. ;->


Sardarji & his wife going to city in auto.
Driver adjusted miror.
Sardarji shouted you are seeing my wife.

Go & sit back. I will drive auto…:D
Bachiyon k chakker me larke jate lutt,
Or khatey hain un k bhaiyon se wo kutt...
iss waja se larke larkiyon ko chor detay hain,
Moqa mil tey hi un k bhaiyon ko phor dete hain..
Na kare makeup to un se banda dar jata hy,
Karti hain itna makeup k weight barh jata hy ."->
can u give one word in english...
for the phrase.."Apne kiye pe paani pher na...!!"
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its so simple...
the word is
"FLUSh
Woh Kyaa Hai Jismei John Hai Par Bipasha Nahin..

Aur Bipasha Hai Par John Nahin..






Dhoom Mei John Thaa Bipasha Nahin.
Dhoom 2 Mei Bipasha Thee John Nahin.
Shayiri chor kar pakoray baich raha hun Wassi,
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Kaleja moun ko aata hy
Anjaam-e-Faraz daikh kar ;-)

Teri Dosti Ko Me Nibhaoun Ga

Tri Khusiyon Pe Muskuraoung Ga

Badalna Nhi Waqt Ki Tarha A Dost

Warna Ho K Ganja "Ghajini"Ka Hero Banjaunga... ;->
ek admi apni family doctors ke paas ja kar bola:

"doctor saab, bibi ke liye jukam ka, bete ke liye khansi ka, beti ke liye bookhar ka, mammi ke liye peeth dard ka, papa ke liye ghutno ka dard ka dawai likh dijiye"

doctor saab ne sab ka dawai likh kar phir woh admi se pusha, " baki sab log ghar mein thik thak hai na??
Dad 2Son:Whn I beat u how u stop ur anger? S:I strt cleanin toilet D:How it satisfy u? S:I clean it with ur toothbrush