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May, 18 2010
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way gujra way way gujra way.
Nargis ne ek school mai urdu teaching start ki aur 1st day hi us ko nikal diya
Nargis to students: parho
Alif, bay, pay, tay
way gujra way way gujra way.
A SARDAR BUYS 4
A SARDAR BUYS 4 TYRES BCOZ THEY WERE CHEAP.
HIS WIFE SHOUTS, WHY DID U BUY TYRES,
WHEN WE DONT HAVE A CAR.
SARDAR SHOUTED BACK,
DO I SAY ANYTHING WHEN U BUY BRA......................?.
Ek Aurat
Ek Aurat
Mahir-e-Nafsiyat k Pas
Gai Aur Kehne Lagi:
"Me Apne Chote Bete
Ki Waja Se Bht
Pareshan Hn, Wo Mitti
k Laddu Bna Bna k
Khata Hy"
Doctor:"Fikr Ki Baat
Nhi, Bara Hoga Tou
Khud Hi Adat Chooth
Jayegi"
Aurat:"Dr. Koi Fori Elaaj
Bataye''n Wrna Mere
Bete KI Dono Biwia''n Ro
Ro k Pagal Ho Jaye''n
Gi " ;->
Two Snake Sitin In The Jungle,
Two Snake Sitin In The Jungle,
Female Snake Tried 2 Kiss The Male Snake
Suddenly Male Snake Turned
&
Started Singing
Zehar Hai K Pyar Hai Tera Chuma
You r the biggest fool on earth...
You r the biggest fool on earth...
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upar dekh liya na..
ab yaha neeche kya certificate dhundh rahe ho..?
“HIMMAT FAN"
“HIMMAT FAN”
Aaj Hi Ghar Laeiyn Or Garmi Se Nijaat Payein.
Sasta, Mazboot or Paeydaar.
Na lodshideng ka khtra na bejli k bil ka kharcha
Asal Khajoor K Patton Se Bana..
Haath Ka Pankha
“HIMMAT FAN”
Jitni Himmat Utni Hawa…
“HIMMAT FAN"
Before marriage:
Before marriage:
Roses are red, sky is blue,
O my darling! I love you…
After Marriage:
Roses are dead,
I have flu,
don’t come near me,
Paray hatt tuu,
Once an Ant
Once an Ant aNd aN elephAnt weNt fOr A mOvie...!
After sOmetiMe bOth oF th3m sl3pT ?
Guess why ??
Bcoz the mOvi3 fOr wHicH th3y w3nt wAs So-le (Sholay)
Remember !
Remember !
Divorce is never a
solution
Try to stay away for
few years
If differences dtill
persist
Just
KILL YOUR WIFE
(Peer Asif Zardari) ;->
1 Murgha-Murghi Ki Love Story
1 Murgha-Murghi Ki
Love Story
Murgha: I Love You
Murghi: Tum Mere Liye
Kia Ker Sakte Ho ?
Murgha: Kuch Bhi !!
Murghi: Chalo Phir 1
Anda De k Dikhao ... ;->
Sardar: Agr 1 Hathi Sui k Surakh me se guzarne ki koshish kr rha ho
Sardar: Agr 1 Hathi Sui k Surakh me se guzarne ki koshish kr rha ho
to usy rokny k lie kia krna chahye?
Pathan: Us ki dum pe girah laga do, phans jae ga…
Yaar! Dhokha Ho Gaya"
Student : "Yaar! Dhokha Ho Gaya"
Dost:"Kya Hua?"
Student: "Maine Ghar Se Books Ke Liye Paise Mangwaye The,
Unhone Books Hi Bhej Di..!!!
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