Aj
Meri
Sim
Ka
Birthday
Hai.
Ap
Chahein
To
Gift
Samajh
kar
is
mai
100 Rs
Ka
Balance
Dalwa
Sakte
Hain
ALLAH
Ne
chaha
To
Aglay
Maheene
Phir "Birth Day"
Manain gay
1 box wasn''t opening
Physician came n aply
all laws
Chemist came n aply al
reaction but nt open
mathematician came n
say
''LET''S SIPOSE It IS
OPEN" !! ;->
mufti muniBurehman ney kaha hai k rozy 30 rkahy jhey ghy kisi ney pocha is saal kiyooon.. jawab mila , , , , , , , , Kis Ne Kaha Tha Pepsi 65 ki Kardo ab bughtooo.
''Muslim lady:assalamo alikum! Molvi: yeh jannt main jayegi Hindu lady:Namasty! Molvi: yeh dozakh main jayegi Christian lady:Hi darling molvi: ye mere sath jayegi''