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May, 18 2010
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Doctor:
Doctor:
Ye syrup 2 spoon subha,
2 dopahar,
2 raat ko,
3 din tuk lena hay
Pathan:apna dawai apna pas rakho
hamara ghar me itna chamach(spoon) nahi hy
socrates was once asked
Socrates Was Once Asked:
What Is The Cure For "Love At 1st Sight?"
The Philosopher Replied:
"Take A Closer Look Second Time".
A SmiLe Costs Less Than
A
SmiLe
Costs
Less
Than
Electricity,
But
Gives
More
Light.
So
ALways
SmiLe
and
Prove
that
U
r
the
Best
"Tube Light" ;->
Wy do the number
Wy do the number of traffic accidents with stupid blond girls increase at April 1st?
When the traffic light is red they think it is a joke ;->
Professor
Professor: I Dont Mind When Students Look At Their Watch During Lectures . . .
But
It Gets On Nerves. When They Remove Their Watch, Shake It To See If
It''s Working ;->
Sorry to disturb
Sorry to disturb u but i got ur number from Hamy''S cell, could u plz inform him that he left his cell phone, last nitght on my bed, Kareena kapoor........
Man: How old is your father?
Man: How old is your father?
Boy: As old as me.
Man : How can that be?
Boy: He became a father only when I was born.
''A Very Sexy Secretary To Boss:
''A Very Sexy Secretary To Boss:
Rote Howay
Sir Kya Aap Ne Mujhe Nokri Se Nikal Diya?
Boss: Nahi To!
Secretary: Tu Phir Sir Aap Ne Kamre Se Sofa Q Hatwa Dia''
1 Aadmi Baba g Se
1 Aadmi Baba g Se: Main America Jana Chahta Hoon Magar Kaam nahi Banta . . .
Baba Says: Subha Suraj Nikalne K Baad 3 Tasbeeh ''''AL-QAIDA'''' Parha Karo
America Wale Khud Le Jayenge . . . ;->
aaj ki taaza khabar aaj ki taaza khabar,
aaj ki taaza khabar aaj ki taaza khabar,
sciensdanon nay parhnay wala bandar dhoond lia hain,
kia aap ko yaqeen nahin aata
waqai nahin aata
common sense hay yaar
unhon nay tum ko kisi ka sms parhtay dekh lia hain.
Aisi kon c cheez hay. jo Woman mein aagay hoti hay or Cow mein peechay?
Aisi kon c cheez hay.
jo Woman mein aagay hoti hay or Cow mein peechay?
?
?
?
Its= " W "
WOMAN- W
COW- W
Her waqt Ghalat mat socha karo.Idiot
Wife:
Wife:
Jaanu kash aap SMS hotay,
Main aap ko save karti,
Husband:
Jaan-e-man, kaash tum ring tone hoti,
Main her haftay tumhe change karta ;-)
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