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May, 18 2010
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ab parhai soch samaj
Ab PARHAI soch samaj k chorna Pappu,
kyou k....?
GADHA 60,000 ka or
reri 40,000 ki hy.:-D
Pathan ka interview tha
Pathan ka interview tha..
Sawal aya : English me translate kero,
"Me nokri k liye bohat ummeed se hun".
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Pathan : I am Pregnant for the Job...;
Khoobsurat
Khoobsurat
6 inch Lamba
Bohat Mota
Gool Kinaray
Kala
Har LArki Ki Pasand !
NOKIA
6030 LoLX !!
Who Wants 2 B A £MILLIONAIRE£
Who Wants 2 B A
£MILLIONAIRE£
Let“s play?
Q.Ap sms koun nahien kerti:
A.Kanjocee
B.No Balance
C.Dil nahien kerta
D.jaan boj ker
50/50
Phone a friend?
Ring me! I will tell you!
Think well,
Think well,
Plan well,
Do well,
Sleep well,
Play well,
Laugh well,
And also throw ur mobile in well
bcuz u r not messaging me well . . . ;->
Aik Din Geo K Saat
Aik Din Geo K Saat Aur Aik Raat Shehnaz K Saat Pappu...
"Kia Ye Khula Tazad Nahi Hai" ;->
Camera man studio mein bachay se
Camera man studio mein bachay se:
meri taraf dekho is cameray se kabootar niklay ga....
bacha:
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focus adjust kar chawlan na mar... ;->
Kon Kambakt Marne
Kon Kambakt Marne K Liye Peeta Hai
Ham To Isliye Peete Hai Kyaunki Peene K Baad
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Susu Aata He
Sardar kay 8 bachon
Sardar kay 8 bachon mein 1 alag dikhta thajab sardarni merny lagi to sardar ny poocha :
"Ab to bata do ye kiska hai?
sardarni: "Ye hi to aap ka hay!";-).
''Dill torne walon ko saza Q nhe milti
''Dill torne walon ko saza Q nhe milti
Hr ksiko pyar krne ki dua Q nhe milti
Log kehte hain ishq to ek bimari hai
To phr MEDICAL STORE pr iski Dawa Q nhe milti.?''
Naraz ho kia?
Naraz ho kia?
Lakin muj se kyun?
Mana k bohat taklif me ho
Zahir ha k 25 lakh se zyada haji th
yaur sab ne 7,7 pathar mare,
Un me ma tu nai the na?
18 sal ki larki jhuk kr salam kry
Agr apko 18 sal ki larki jhuk kr salam kry to apko uski kya chez nazr ayegi?
Us ki achi tarbiat..
Bhai hath j0rta h0n kbi to sahi s0cha kro =P ;->
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