Height Of Dramay Bazii

Height Of Dramay Bazii
Height Of Dramay Bazii


" Khanani Ghar Ghar Ki "

" Kasuti Zindgi Ki "

" Saas Bhi KAbhi Bahu Thi "
  

May, 18 2010     107 chars (1 sms)     2192 views       Funny

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During Survey

Yousaf Raza Gilani To Man: P.P.P Ki Hakomat Ne Apko Kya Dia?

Man:
Haha
hahaHa
hahahaha
hahahahaha
hahahahahaha
hahahahahaha
hahahahahah
Hahahaha
hahaha
Haha
Ha

Moral bY

Yusaf Raza Gilani: Dekha Awam Hum Se Kitni Kush Hai..
Dad: If u paas in the Exam I will give u 1 Cycle.

Son: If I fail?

Dad: I will give u 10 Cycles.

Son: Why?

Dad: Fir Tu dukan pa laein.


An astronomer was watching the sky from his telescope.
Santa Singh was observing him, suddenly a star falls.

Seeing that Santa Singh shouted, “what a shot you made!”
All trAgediEs aRe Finished by A deAth
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aNd All cOmedies by A MARRIAGE.
Marriage s like
going to Resturant
U order Ur choice
from d menu & then
look at d neighbouring table & wish
KASH YE ORDER KIA HOTA
Full Form Of SMS



S = Sala
M= Muft Da
S = Syapa. . .



Je na Karo Te Kanjus Je Karo Te Vela. . . ;->
if u want fastest n highest return on ur investment...........
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usee ispghool
Pappu: Teacher, Can I Go To The Bathroom?
Teacher: Pappu, "May" I Go To The Bathroom?

Pappu: But I Asked 1st.
dil k arman ansoun mein beh gaye,




aur kya pani mein behney they
1 sardar ki Maa ki tabiyat kharab thi.

jab hospital le gaye to doctor ne bola k
TEST hongy,
Sardar bola
In ki umar ziyada ha,
TEST nahi,
1 DAY ya 20/20 Karwa lo
~ A d v i c e ~

" The Way

To Become

Famous Fast

Is To

Throw A Brick

At Someone

Who Is Famous ... " ;->


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W h o'' s
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F r e e
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W e e k e n d =P ;)