Teacher:

Teacher:
Teacher: ''Hello Boys, Remember.. Nothing is impossible''

One student: ''Ok sir, U please take out all the toothpaste & put it back in the tube again''
  

May, 18 2010     155 chars (1 sms)     2464 views       Funny

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Teacher: How Do You Differentiate
“WIFE” & “MOTHER”

SARDAR:
Before Marriage We Sleep With “MOTHER”
&
After Marriage
We Sleep With Our “WIFE”
''1 Girl: Mujhe to Aisa Larka chahiye jo,
Smart
Khubsurat
Descent
Shareef
Stylish
Naik
Ho


2nd Girl: Dafa ho Kameeni

""SADAQ""
Sirf Mera Hai.
Sardar enters kitchen and opens the sugarbox. Sees inside and closes it.
Wife observes the whole situation...
Again he comes and does the same stuff. Wife askes Why are you doing this?
Sardar replies: Doc told to check sugar level regularly
wOt wilL i nAme mY sOn iF hE fAllS iN lOve Only Once???...








EKLoveYA :-
Evolution Of Man

Shadi se pehle - Hero #1
Shadi k Baad? Qulie #1

Shadi se pehle - Mene Pyar Kia
Shadi k Baad - Ye Mene Kia Kia


Shaadi Se Pehle - Jaan Mat Jao
Shaadi K Baad - Jaan Mat Khao


Shaadi Se Pehle - Tum Bin Raha Na Jaye
Shaadi K Baad - Tum Ko Saha Na Jaye

Shaadi Se Pehle - Kuch Tou Bolo
Shaadi K Baad - Kabhi Chup Bhi Tou Ho Lo

Shaadi Se Pehle - I Love U
Shaadi K Baad - Aaj Phir Aalo

Shaadi Se Pehle - Milne Kab Aaogi
Shaadi K Baad - Maike Kab Jaogi . . . ;->
Food for thought: Why to suffer trying by all means to become rich and wear expensive branded clothes, when best things in life we do naked.
Boy:
Tere lye mere dil mai thora thora gham hai...

Girl: Aagay?

Boy: Lekin jb teri behan ko dekha to dil ne kaha

"DaDa Ye To Us Se B Udham Hai"... =P ;->
Teacher! Btaen KHUSH FEHMI Kia H0ti Hy?
Student! Sir Piche Dekhen Miss Apko Bula Rhi Hy.
Sir Ne Dekha To K0i Nhn Tha.
Student: Sir YEHI CHEZ Khush Fehmi Hy.
What is d Diffrnce btwn POETRY n ESSAY ?

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Any Word uttered by a GrlFrnd is POETRY.

Anything said by Wife is an ESSAY...
The Cube of 2 is 8

the cube is 4 is 64

what is cube of 13?


Nahi Malom?

Main Batao ???

Its SUROOR

How it comes?

very simple

Tera + Tera = Surrur

A sweet demand by a kid.

He was beaten up by his mom.

Dad askd what happnd son?

kid said i cant adjust with ur wife anymore,

i want my own
You are Sweet, Cute and an
Ultra-dynamic Personality !!

You are one in a Million with a Golden Heart !! :-)
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