Ek bacha apne

Ek bacha apne ammi se: ammi abbu bohat sharmeelay hain.

Ammi: haan sach, agar tumharay abbou sharmeelay na hotay to tu 5 saal bara hota ;->

May, 18 2010 146 chars (1 sms) 2170 views Funny

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Pres.Zardari Has Ordered That

Pres.Zardari Has Ordered That

All Future Press Conferencs Will B Held Inside The Masjid In Presidency,

Since
Shoes Cannot Be Worn Or Carried Inside Masjid!

1st Friend : My wife converted me to religion.

1st Friend : My wife converted me to religion.

2nd Friend : Really?

1st Friend : Yes. Until I married her I didnt believe in hell.

Ek admi rozay nhi rakhta tha.

Ek admi rozay nhi rakhta tha.
Us k peer ne kaha tum roza rakho main wada kerta hoon roz tumhari ek Duaa qabul hogi.
Us ne roza rakha. Sara din bari mushkil se guzara.
Sham ko roza khol ke peer ke pas chala gaya.
Peer ne kaha mango kya mangte ho?
Woh bola peer sab subah EID kerwa do... =P ;->

e mujhe rat ko

''Usne mujhe rat ko jungle me akele chor dya faraz.
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Pyar kia to darna kia..?''

Haqiqat Smjo Ya Afsana

Haqiqat Smjo Ya Afsana

Apna Smjo Ya Begana

Hmara Apka Rishta Hy Purana

Is Liye Farz Tha Apko Batana

K Grmi Aa Gai Hy Ab Shuru Kr 2

GoLay ki redhi Lgana

This is "Top Secret"

This is "Top Secret"
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And
This is Bottom Secret ;->

Girl:

Girl:
Na cher larkiyon ko paap hoga.Kal tu bhi kisi haseena ka baap hoga.
Boy:
Dua Karta hn k teri ye baat sachi ho.Jo mjhe Baap kahe wo teri Hi Bacchi ho

1 pathan or uski

1 pathan or uski B.V riksha main aakar beithe

to driver ne shisha set kiya

pathan chillaya or bola

tum hamara B.V ko dekhta hai

tum peche betho riksha ham chalaye ga,

What Is The Meaning Of

What Is The Meaning Of
Generator
In Pakistan ???

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Load Shedding K Khilaaf Jihaad ... ;->

13th birthday messag

13th Birthday Messages

Welcome to the teens.

You''re not a kid anymore.

Happy Coming of Age.

Happy 13th Birthday.

Engineer: a person

Engineer: a person who knows a great deal about very little and who goes along knowing more and more about less and less, until finally he knows practically everything about nothing.... ;->

aapko laptop gift karna chaha

Aapko LAPTOP Gift Karna Chaha

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Tum Is Tarah Button Daba Daba K Kharab Kar Doge..
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