. A man got

. A man got
2. A man got 2 wishes from GOD. He asked for the Best wine and Best Woman.
Next moment, he had the Best Wine and Mother Teresa next to him.
Moral : BE SPECIFIC
  

May, 18 2010     161 chars (2 sms)     2228 views       Funny

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Teacher: Tell Me Your Name in English.


Student (After 2 Mins): "Age Long Oven"

Teacher: Iska Kya Matlab Hai?


Student: Umar Daraaz Bhatti. :-)
God

Sends


Us


Meat,


The


Devil


Sends


Us


Cooks.

Proverb
teacher, student se jo cheez tumhe tang ya pareeshan karn use apne pas bhi na bhatakne do.

Student, chal beta sub se pehle to tu aage peache ho.

Padhai sirf do wajah se hoti hai?
ek
shauk se
aur
ek khauf se
Shauk hume he nahi
aur
Khauf to hame
kisi ka bhi nahi he

To Jiyo bindas...
:D


Mother
Independance
Father
Or
Valentine,

DAYS K Baad. .

Bus Isi Paap Ka Suwikar Karta Hun,

Admi Hun Admi Se Pyar Krta Hun.


Happy Khan''s Day.;-)


LOVE IS LIFE
LIFE IS WIFE
WIFE IS KNIFE

and
KNIFE IS DANGEROUS
Mareez Dr. Say: Dr sahab mujhe door ka nazar naheen aata.

Docter: Wo asmaan per kia hai?

Mareez: Chand.

Dr: Aby is se door kia farishte dekhe ga.
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Mujhay Day Ga
Parveez Ellhai Ka Khawab
Lot Loo Pora Panjab
Khush to bahot hoge tum,

Ki forward karne ke liye SMS mil gaya,

Magar aab kya karoge...?

Jab msg me kuch bhi nahi mila...?

Ha ha ha ha
A Mother''s Love For Her Children

Like Nothing Else In The World

It Knows No Law, No Pity

It Dares All Things & Crushes Down Remorselessly

All That Stands In ts Path . . .
Insan ki success uski pehli girlfrend ki waja se hoti hai ..




or baki girlfrend uski success ki waja se hoti hain :p
The more I learn the more I get to know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, so why should I be learning??