Murder Of EnglisH

Murder Of EnglisH

One eng proff when a girl didn''t do her assignment and gave an excuse:

today u r lying with me 2morrow u will lie with somebody else

May, 18 2010 158 chars (1 sms) 2919 views Funny

more Funny SMS Messages

"Every woman needs a husband

"Every woman needs a husband
because everyday every minute.....
Something goes wrong which
she can''t blame on
God or Government." =P =D

As I M Now In Da Mst Imp.

As I M Now In Da Mst Imp.

Yr Of My Career I Hv Startd Stdyng N

Hv Dcided Nt 2 Msg Anymore,

I Hope, U Wil Cooperte Wid Me

Thnx

.
.
.
.
.

Height Of Overacting ;)

If You Are Going To

If You Are Going To Do Something
Tonight .....

That

You Will Be Sorry For
Tommorow Morning .....

Sleep Late That Dun Have To
Get Up In The Morning ..... ;->

What Did The Banana

What Did The Banana Says To The Elephant. . . ?

Nothing. . .
Bananas Can’t Talk Stupid. . . ;->

My sweetheart,

My sweetheart,
My kuchikoo,
My nonumonu,
My golumolu,
My darlng,
My cutipie,
My jaanu,
My lovely,
My hertbeat,
My sweetst

DOLL''S

is missng.
dikhe to batana..

Memon At Petrol Pump

Memon At Petrol Pump

Bhai 1rs Ka Petrol Dal Do

Salesman: Bhai Itna Sara Petrol Dalva
K Kahan Jana Hai?

Memon: Jana Kahan Hai Hm
To Aise Hi Paise Urate Hen...

Din ko chain nahi,

Din ko chain nahi,

raat ko aram nahi.

Jee na lage kahi,

E khuda kya yahi pyar hai ?

Arey Pagal..

yeh pyar nahi .....

Aajka 41 degree celcius temperature hai.

Wife: Main tumhari yaad mei

Wife: Main tumhari yaad mein
15 din mein hi aadhi ho gayi hun,
mujhe lene kab aa rahe ho?

Husband: 15 din aur ruk jao ......... ;->

~< SUnehri Baat>~

~< SUnehri Baat>~
..."Aaj Ka Kam Kal Pe Mat Choro..
.
.
...Jo Lootna Hay Aaj Hi Loot Lo.."
(Mr. A.A.Z)
Samajh Gaya Na Jan|X ... ;->

A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant

A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant
and puts his finger
on the last of menu: Bring this.

Waiter: Oh! you can’t get it
because he is the owner of restaurant.

Pehli bar ksi chehre pe nigah thehri hy

Pehli bar ksi chehre pe nigah thehri hy

Uski ankhein sagar se b zada gehri hyn

Thak gya apne pyar ka izhar krte krte,

Täb pata chlä ullu ki path''thi behri hy!

Don"t keep me in your " EYES "

Don"t keep me in your
" EYES "

I may fall as
" Tears "

Don"t
keep me in your
" HEART "

U may miss ur
HEART BEATS
by missing me!

Keep me in your
" MIND "

Because

Wo Tou "EMPTY" hai na . . . ;->

Categories Anniversary Ascii Bengali Birthday Break Up Broken Heart Christmas Decent Diwali Double Meaning Durga Puja Easter Eid Mubarak English Poetry Exam Faraz Fathers day Flirt Friendship Funny Geo Or Jeenay Do Get Well Soon Good Luck Good Morning Good Night Greeting Halloween Holi Independence Day Inspirational Insult Islamic Khichdi Kiss Love Love Stories Miss You Mother's Day Naughty New Year Pashto Politics Punjabi Q n A Quatations Rainy day Rakhi Ramdan Riddle Romantic Sad Sardar Smile Sorry Teachers day Today's thought Urdu Poetry

Murder Of EnglisH

more Funny SMS Messages

Search SMS Messages