1 Pathan roti k

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B.V boli: Khan saheb kia hoa?

Pathan: Tabiyat kharab hai
Doctor ne double
roti khaney ko
bola hai. . . . ;->

May, 18 2010 168 chars (2 sms) 2390 views Funny

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X Kuze Me

X Kuze Me

Apne Haath Uppar Utao
Ab Dono Haath Jor Lo

Ok

Ab Apni Aankhain Band Karo

Aur

Sachey Dil Se Dua Karo

K ?

K ?

K ?

"Ya ALLAH Humari Light Aa Jaye ..." ;->

Kuch Bewakuf Log

Kuch Bewakuf Log Sms Ki Ek Line Parhte Hyn

Kuch Be Wakuf Sms Ki Do Line Parhte Hyn

Kuch Bewakuf Aadha Sms Parhte Hyn

Par Aap Ne Tou

Bewakufi Ki Hadh Hii Kerdi

Abhi Tak Sms PArh Rahe Ho . . . ;->

lo0gon ki beghairtia

Lo0gon ki beghairtian to check kro
zara. . .
PAppu

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Maiyat mai aker p0chte hain khana kub lagega... ;->

revised version of truth is the best policy

Revised Version of
TRUTH IS THE BEST POLICY

Once again the woodcutter was going with his wife near the canal. His wife fell in canal. He started crying. Angel came & asked him. He told about wife. Angel went in canal and brought "Katrina Kaif". Woodcutter said yes. Angel became angry.
Woodcutter said, if I refused u should have brought "Shilpa Sheti" and then my wife. I m a poor man. I can''t afford all 3... =P ;->

1 of the most funnie

1 of the most funniest and shortest joke u ever heard . . . .
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Next year Pakistan will export electricity!! :-D

2 logon ka aap kuch nahi bigaar saktay

2 Logon ka Aap Kuch Nahi Bigaar Saktay

1. Jo Moo per Jhoot bolay...

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2. Jo Darya K Us Paar Khara Ho Kar Aapko Mun Chirraye. :-)

''Crime doesn''t pay..

''Crime doesn''t pay...Does that mean my job is a crime?''

''Manzil ki taraf badt

''Manzil ki taraf badte chalo. Jo Dil kahe usi raah ko chuno. Peeche walo ko aage na aane do aur jo aage hain unse aage niklo. Tabhi ek achhe TRUCK DRIVER banoge!''

karachi k halat

Karachi K Halat!

"Paint Shirt"
Pheno Tu Pathan Nahe Choraengy,

"Shalwar Qamez"
Pheno Tu MQM Walay Nahe Choraengy.

"Chaddi Banyan"
Pehno Tu Taleban Nahe Chroaegy,

Or "Kch Na Pehno"
To Awam Nahe Choregi.

PAKISTAN ZINDABAD.

acca is still tough

GooD NEWS:
ACCA Exams wil now b only OBJECTIVE TYPE

Example:

3+3=?

Options:

a. 6

b. Six

c. VI

d. 6.0

Moral:

ACCA is still TOUGH.

funny but true

FuNnY bUt TrUe

A Celebrity Is Someone Who Works Hard
All His Life To Become Known
& Then Wears Dark Glasses
To Avoid Being Recognised. "

American Agency Black Water K

American Agency
Black Water K
Khilaaf Hum Nay
Aik Agency
Banany Ka Socha
Hai. U R Requested
2 Join Us
0ur Agency
Name z

"Soda Water" ;->

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