A man drinking

A man drinking
A man drinking heavily in bar gets up n farts loudly. Man next 2
him: Excuse me, but u just farted before my wife.
Man: Sorry, I didn''t know it was her turn
  

May, 18 2010     160 chars (1 sms)     1978 views       Funny

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How Is It Possible
Her Hubby Is A Vodafone User
Wherever He Goes His Network Follows =P ;)
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You can kiss your girlfriend its Confidence .. Only you can kiss your girldfriend is Over-Confidence
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THAN





POLISH
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SIDE
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End of the World in 2012 means














I have wasted my whole life in school :) :)
Wife:Apna Bacha Ab Chalne Laga Hai
Husband: kab Se?
wife: 8 din Se.
Husband: Arre tum Ab bata Rahi Ho?
wo Toh Kaafi Dur Nikal chuka Hoga
BoY At Bus StoP saying 2 Girl:Dil JiGar Nazar kYa Hai Mein To TeraY LIYe Jaan B DeDo:

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A Sardar & his wife filed an application for divorce.

Judge asked :
How will you divide, you have 3 children?

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*don’t dare talk in front of my back!
*both of u three get out of the class!
*y r u so late……say yes or no!
*take 5cm wire of length!!
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MIND BLOWING AND HEART TOCHING THOUGHT:


Laash Paani MEIN teirti kyu hai?



Kyunki...



Doobne ke liye zindagi chaahiye!!
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Prince said, "pass the wine you divine"
Sardar thinks "how poetic"
Sardar says, "pass the custard you bastard
Swimming pool me 6 bachon ne jump mari or swimming pool ka sara pani gaib! Why??





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