When a newly

When a newly wedded man is happy, we understand why. When a man,

after ten years of marriage, is happy, we don''t understand why.

It''s all a question of time!

May, 18 2010 166 chars (2 sms) 2031 views Funny

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Zrore to nai kahdun

Zrore to nai kahdun SMS sy dastan apni<

Ye lo no.03343004071-zaban or bh hoti hy azhr tamna ki

Larkio Ki ada humain pasand nai,

Larkio Ki ada humain
pasand nai,

Larkio Se bate hamain pasand nai,

Wo to ane wale bacho ki zid ha k MAMA chahiye,
Warna humain shaadi karna
pasand nai!

Jab koi baat bigad jae

Jab koi baat bigad jae

jab koi mushkil badh jae

toh

toh

toh
Hoth ghuma,

seeti baja,

seeti baja k bol

bhaiya...

ALL IZZ WELL

HelLo U R So

HelLo

U R So

eet!

S eet!

w
S eet!

w
S eet!

S eet!w

Sorry the word does''t fit for u !!

Q: Why dogs don''t

Q: Why dogs don''t marry?
A: Because they are already leading a dog''s life!

Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully," the divorce

Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully," the divorce
Court
Judge said, "and I''ve decided to give your wife $775 a week."
"That''s very fair, your honor," the husband said. "And every now
and then
I''ll try to send her a few bucks myself." ;->

Good friendship doesn''t

Good friendship doesn''t mean you have to see and talk to each other everyday, its all about being there in times of one''s need. I''m here just a text away.

Taxi driver to sardar:-

Taxi driver to sardar:-

Sardar ji petrol khatam ho gaya ha gaddi agay nahi ja rahi

sardar: Koi gal nahi gaddi piche lelo

When Ur Life Is In Darkness

When Ur Life Is In Darkness

Pray To God

&

Ask 4 Relief 4rm Darkness

But

If U Prayed

&

U r Still In Darkness

Then Realize

"U''re In Karachi" ... ;->

MSG karne pe jo mrtay hain..

MSG karne pe jo mrtay hain..

CALL karne se jo darty hain..

BAD LUCK to dekho...!!!..???

Aisy KANGLAY dost meray he pally parte hain..!!!. ;-)

|| R.E.A.L.I.T.Y ||~

|| R.E.A.L.I.T.Y ||~

A Painter Was Famous Due 2 His Reality In Photo,
Tourist Askd 4om Him:In D¡S Foto Nobody Has Been Working,

While U''ve Written Below"View Of Work In Government Office"
Painter Answerd:This Iz Reality. . . . . . .;->

any woman can be

Any woman can

be a mother but it

takes someone

special to be

called

"Mom".

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