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a 6 month old baby asks his mother for.....

low waist diper

May, 18 2010 98 chars (1 sms) 2562 views Funny

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A hindhu in USA collapses on road due to heart attack, Ambulance picks him up. Hindu starts chanting Hari Om, Hari Om, Hari Om. Ambulance raches his house. wife screams "why did you not take him to the hospital?" doctor replies "because he kept saying hurry home, hurry home!!!!!!!!!!!

nigahe mila k dekho kabhi

nigahe mila k dekho kabhi

kissi ko aapna bana k dhekho

gale milna chahte hai sab

kabhi LUX se naha k de kho.

truth g o d

~ Truth ~

G o D
m A d E
m A n ...

M a N
m A d E
m O n E y ...

M o N e Y
m A d E
m A n
M a D ... ;->

''Allah kisi ko mobile na de,

''Allah kisi ko mobile na de,
Agar de to usme sms ka system na de.
System de to balance naa de,
Agar balance de
to 10-12 sms karne ka hosla bhi de.''

Wife: If I Removed

Wife: If I Removed Da Cook & Make Da Food
Myself 4 A Month,What Will U Pay Me?

Husband: I Don''t Hav 2 Pay U, U''ll Get My
Entire Insurance Amount.;-)

Bapo Ne Kaha Zong Ka Msg Pakage Krwalo,

Bapo Ne Kaha Zong Ka Msg Pakage Krwalo,

Maa Ne Kaha U-F0ne Ka Msg Pakage Krwalo,

Paro Ne Kaha Mobilink Ka Msg Pakage Krwalo,

Aik Waqt Aye Ga Jab Sab Kahain Ge Dev Babo,

Ptcl Ka Msg Pakage Krwalo... ;->

dog fell in love with a cat

A Dog Fell In Love
With a Cat
Bt
Dog''s Parents
Refusd Cat
Gues Why?
They Gave a Solid Reason

Ladki To MUCHHO Wali hai

Hamse SMS ka panga acha nahi

Hamse SMS ka panga acha nahi

Dost

Choti si Memory wala tera mobile hai
Kuch to Khayal kar.

Pehlay Girl Frndz Hoti Thi,

Pehlay Girl Frndz Hoti Thi,
Magr Mob¡Le Pakages Nahi Thay,
Or Ab

Mob¡Le Pakajz Hain Magr Girl Friends Nahi,
Ab Sirf Un Companies Ki Sim Sale Hoon Gi Jo Ye Offer Krain Gi. . .

"Ek Sim Ki Khareedari Per 10 Girlz Number Free"

Define "GUTS"..??

Define "GUTS"..??

Its Wen Ur Boyfrnd Catches U In Theatre With Another Boy & U Say,
"SWEETHEART NEXT SHOW IS WITH U..!!!";-)

Hum ko gali my DEKH kar khud ko CHUPA lia..

Hum ko
gali my DEKH kar khud ko CHUPA lia..

Jany ye
DUSHMANO ne usy kia sikha dia..

Ghar
us ne kya banaya MASJID k samanay..

CHAHAT ne us ki humko NAMAZI bana dia.../

Once a man was smoking in Airport

Once a man was smoking
in Airport
A gentleman arrive n ask
him: "Ek din mei kitni
cigarette pee lete ho ?"

Man : Why ?

Gentleman : Agar tum ab tak
zndgi me cigarete pe kharch
kiye paise bachaty tou
Samne khara hua plane
tumhara hota ..

Man: Tou kia wo plane aap
ka hy ?

Gentleman: Nhi

Man: Thnkx Sir for ur advice
wo plabe mera hi hy ... =P

Moral :
Don''t try to be over-smart
Sutta Laga k Geo

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