Viaah De Mauqe

Viaah De Mauqe
Viaah De Mauqe Te Jado Dolli Turi Te Duhe Da Mobile Vajya

Us Te Ringtone Te Gana Lagya C

"Dil Me Chupa K Armaan Le Chale
Hum Aaj Apni Maut Ka Samaan Le Chale" ;->
  

May, 18 2010     173 chars (2 sms)     2277 views       Funny

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~Todays FACT~


Guinness Book Of Records
Holds The Record For
Being The Book Most
Stolen From Public Libraries... ;->
Aap ko meri taraf se
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Or mere tamam friends ki taraf se,
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Or mere office walo ki taraf se,
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Or 17 karor pakistanio ki taraf se.
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PONKA
Wife Says; When Im Gone Youll Never Find Another Woman Like Me.

Husband Replied; What Makes You Think Id Want Another Woman Like You... ;->


Memon Beemar Hua To Check Up K Liye Gaya.

Dr: Drip Lagani Paregi

Memon Adhi Drip Laga Kar Acha Hogaya Aur Bola:
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"Baaki Parcel Kardo"
The Best Environment Day Slogan...

''Save Earth,


This Is The Only


Planet With Girls !:-)
Ehsan Quereshi Style
Aapke aane se aisa ehsaas hua...

Aapke aane se aisa ehsaas hua...




jaise smokin smokin nikle re dhuan!


Honda City mei bethna mujy acha nahi lagta papPu...


Bus mei larkion k saath jany ka maza he kuch or hai... ;->
TeAcHeR: "YoU MiSsEd ScHoOl YeStErDaY DiDn''T YoU?"


StUdEnT: "No NoT EvEn A LiTtLe BiT."
''hum gaye the gar un k ye khne k dil se dil milalo..
nikli uski ami..maine kaha anti taliban wale aarahe hain cable catwa do....
If u have 1 father, call me.
If u have 2 fathers, sms me.
If u have 3 fathers, miss call me.
If i m your father, just ignore this message.
Aaj mere paas


Mobile Hai


Number Hai


Charger Hai


Battery hai


Balance hai


Tumhare pas kya hai?

Hai koi msg?


hai
To bhejo
Agar nhi To mobile fek do!
AiSi kN sI cHeEz HaI Jo INsAn pAnI MaI khA sAktA HaI




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