whAt d|d A rAt sAy tO A cAt??

whAt d|d A rAt sAy tO A cAt??
whAt d|d A rAt sAy tO A cAt??




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BillO rAn| kAhO tO aBhi jaAan De DuN...!
  

May, 18 2010     100 chars (1 sms)     2132 views       Funny

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Shaadi ke pehle - Chandramukhi...

Shaadi ke baad - Jwaalamukhi.
Teacher: ''Now Class,
Whatever I Ask, I Want
You All To Answer,
At Once...''
"how Much Is Two
Hundred Plus Two
Hundred ?"

Class: "At Once ..." ;-
Kanjoosi Ki Zindagi Kia Jeena
Kabhi Humari Terha Bhi Jiya Karo
Roz Mere Sms Parh K Sharam Nahi Aati
Kabhi Khud Bhi Sms Kia Karo...... ;->
Pathan ko 1 chirag mila,
usko ghisne se usme 1 jin nikla
Jin:"3 khwahishain btao"

Pathan:"1 aisi naswar lao jo kabhi khatam na ho"
jin ne usay naswar la k dedi

jin:"or 2 khwahishain btao"

Pathan:"Aisi 2 or lado" ;)
How can a Sardar Kill a Lion ?
Sardarji thinks N thinks hard
&
comes to a conclusion:
I’ll drink poison n let lion eat me.
My Life Funda

How 2 forget
love failure.
SMOKING ? no !
DRINKING ? no !
DRUGS ? no !


Then what..?
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JUST LOVE ANOTHER ONE!
Gulaab ko b kamal bana dete,
uski ik ada par kai gazal bana dete,
kambhakt marti nahi mujh par larkiyan,
warna CHAND par b TAJMAHAL bana dete.
"MERI JAN KATREENA"

Ungli Mai Angothi, Angothi mai Nagina,

Soni Lagti Hy Teri Bahen KATREENA,

Raat Nahi Kat''ti Maslay Hain Dereena,

Mai Ne Kaha Bus Kar Kehti Hy Abi Na,

Rat Ko Mila Karo Baara Maheena,

Kehti Hy Bhai Ko Batana Kabhi Na,

Itna Zaleel Ho Kar Ke Bhi,

Bhai sms Parh Raha Hy Kameena =P ;->
Ek Aadmi Hath Main Ek Packet liye tezi se Bhag Raha Tha.

Police ne Rok K Puch: Kaha Bhage Ja Rahe Ho?

Aadmi: Main Apni Biwi K Liye Kaprey le kar Ghar Ja Raha hon.

Police: To is Tarha bhag Q Rahe ho?

Admi: Mujhe Darr Hai K Ghar Pohonchtey Pohonchtey Fashion na change ho jaye. :-)
Tofani barish mein rat ko,
shop per 1 admi pizza lenay aaya
SHOPKEEPER: Aap married hein?
Admin:Is tofani barish mein kia
meri maa mujhey pizza lenay bhejay gi?
Jab Koi Baat Bigar Jaye
Jab Koi Mushkil Par Jaye
Tou
Tou
Tou
,,???

(".)
<))>
JL

Tou Yaad Rkho K
"Puthey Kamman De Puthey Nateejey" ;->
''MERE HATHON KI LAKEERON KO DEKH KR US NE KAHA FARAZ....!

TUJHY ZINDAGI MAIN SB KUCH MILAY GA SIWAY
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>BIJLI K<''