whAt is tHe similArity b3tw33n jOdhA AkbAr anD deepikA pAdukOne?

whAt is tHe similArity b3tw33n jOdhA AkbAr anD deepikA pAdukOne?
whAt is tHe similArity b3tw33n jOdhA AkbAr anD deepikA pAdukOne?
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dOnO Achchee HAI bUt thOdee lAmbi hAi
  

May, 18 2010     140 chars (1 sms)     2202 views       Funny

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Shahrukh Khan kaunsa Chemical hai ???



Ok.. the answer is Sodium...




Bhool gaye...

He said Main Hoon NA...
NA is the chemical symbol for Sodium....
A Couple Before Marriage
"MAD" For Each Other ....





Affter Marriage
"MADE" For Each Other





And





A Few Years Latter
q.1: study=dont fail
Eq.2: dont study=fail
ading eq 1&2 study+dont study=fail+dont fail
taking comon, study(1+dont)=fail(1+dont)
sol: study=fail. HENCE PrOVED
''Wo Apne Mun Per Colour Laga Kar Aai
Aur Mujhse Ye Kehne Lagi FARAZ...



Hara Laal Neela
Mun Karlo Rangeela... :-)''
Phansi se pehle jailer ne pathan se pocha:
bata teri akhri khuwaish kya hai?
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Pathan: bus punjab mei 1 khud kush hamla krny do...=P;->
DUA hai k teri duniya me koi ghum na ho,
DUA hai k teri muskan kabhi kam na ho,
Agar kabhi TERI palko me aansu aye,
DUA hai k us ki vajha HUM na hoon...
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BoyFrnd: Tumhare Ghar Gaya Thha, Muze Nhi Lagta Hamari Shadi ho Payegi.
GrlFrnd: Kyon Mere Papa se Mile Kya?
BoyFrnd:Nahi Tumhari Bahen Se
Before Marriage
Everyone Has A
Hundred Theories
About Raising Children
And No Children

But

After Marriage
They Only Have Children
And No Theories ... ;->
Are utho…

Ye koi soney ka waqt hai?

Jab dekho sotey rehte ho?

Kya sari zindagi so so ke bitani hai?

Aur haan jaag jao to shor mat karna

Mein so raha hoon..
Dog:Where are you going?

Ant:My rakhi brother the elephant has met with an accident.

Since we have the same blood group,

I am going to donate some blood for him.


Kon Kambakt Marne K Liye Peeta Hai



Ham To Isliye Peete Hai Kyaunki Peene K Baad

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