Agar Ness Wadia

Agar Ness Wadia
Agar Ness Wadia apna ek cyber cafe kholega.... toh woh apne cyber cafe ka kya naam rakhega..!



ness-cafe...~
  

May, 19 2010     115 chars (1 sms)     2119 views       Funny

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1st Man:"Main Muree
Jate Huay Apni Biwi Ko
Khayi Mai phenk Donga"

2nd Man:"Meri Biwi Ko Bhi
Phenk Dena"

1st Man:"Agar Tum Bura
Na Mano To Wapsi Pe
Phenk Doon?"
Larky ki Izzat Mitti Main Mil Jati Hai,
Jab Koi Larki Usey Sar-e-Aam Tamacha Maar dey.


Magar Ladki ki Izzat Aur Nazuk Hoti Hai.
Uske Liye Sar-e-Aam Chumna Kaafi Hai!

~William Innocent Nargis.
After Putting us in fire of love, you are sweetly sleeping.

nahi samj ai ????

ya lo

aggan la ka sanu ishaq dian te app mithi neind sona w

5 years,
20 subjects,
200 practicals,
2000 lectures,
20000 insults

A normal human
being cant do all this!


The remaining abnormals are called


DOCTORS..!
Sardar darvaze pe GUN liye khara tha
Wife: y r u standing here?
Sardar: Sher k shikar pe ja raha hon
Wife: To jao na..!
Sardar: Kase jaon baher KUTTA khara hai
Mallika at Airport. Bhikhari: behanji 1 rupiya dedo.
Malika gave him 1000 Rs.
Secretary: why U gave him 1000 Rs..?
Malika: pehli bar kisine behan kaha.
After finishing MBBS… Dr Munna Bhai starts his practice.He checked his FIRST patient’s eyes,
tongue & ears by TORCH & finally what did he say?
“Battery is OK”
What is d Diffrnce btwn POETRY n ESSAY ?

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Any Word uttered by a GrlFrnd is POETRY.

Anything said by Wife is an ESSAY...
Q: What is smaller than an Ant''s dinner ?




















A: An Ant''s mouth . . . ;-
ibhrahim saab (the don) was sitting around a born fire! while sitting he got burnt suddenly!! why>???
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. Arrey because he himself was da WOOD ibrahim!!
"The powers of mind

r like the rays of d sun dissipated.

When they r concentrated,

they illuminate"

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Moral: dont concentrate too much,

it wil burn ur boo
A sardarji photographer is focusing
a dead body’s face in a funeral function,
suddenly all dead persons relatives beat him.
why? He said “SMILE PLEASE