if they get

if they get
if they get together then y willl they become social workers?






if they be together they united






n to unite wid saif....will make the ...UNISAIF(unicef)
  

May, 19 2010     176 chars (2 sms)     2071 views       Funny

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When I Go Wrong I Need
Ur Hand 2 Correct

When Emotionz Burst I
Need Ur Hand 2 Catch

When I Win I need Ur
Hands 2 Clap

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Ye Haath Mujhy De De
Thakur ... ;->
Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you woke up today?....
1)Pray, so that u may live...

2)Take a bath-so that others may live too!!!!
''Aik Phatan ne kisi ladki se kaha k mujhe tum se kuch kehan he keh doon.
Ladki: bolo
Phatan: ap ke pass NASWAR hey.
What happened 2 ur network?
I tried 2 call u
but the operator
said "Welcome 2 the jungle,
the monkey u r
trying to call is
on the tree....Plz try later."
Marriage is a three ring circus: an engagement ring, a wedding ring, and suffering


Best error message of the century.....!!!!

An error shown by a computer:
No keyboard connected!!
Press F1 to continue... ;->
Pathan Ne M.A mai 1st Position Li:

Teacher ne pocha: Ab Agay Kya Karne Ka Irada Hai?

Pathan:

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Bachpan Se Shoq Tha
K
CHOWKIDARI Karon.
Q: Wat do you call an intelligent woman?

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A: A Rumour.............
Pappu mulk ko or k.e.s.c ko gusse mai yeh shair arz krta hai..

''''Karachi k Halat Dekh K Rota Hun,
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Rat mai Chaddi pehen k Sota hun.. ;->
''We''ve known each other for quite a while now, do u think we can b more than friends? cos i like u very much. will u b my partner 2 rob a bank?''
Plz go to creat message
Then open T9 ON DICTANARY OPTION
Then type this number & see the magic
277451366514612382623
''Fact1: You can not touch your lower lip with your tounge...






Fact2: After reading this, 99/100 idiots would try it..''