Old man walkng on

Old man walkng on
street sees a child tryin
2 reach a doo bell

Old man goes to d
door,rings the bell&
says Wt else little man?

Child: Chalo hon Nassoo..->

May, 19 2010 174 chars (2 sms) 2058 views Funny

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marriage is like a public toilet

Marriage is like a public toilet

Those waiting outside are desperate to get in
&
Those inside are desperate to come out..

Girlfriend’s r like

Girlfriend’s r like an Internet virus
They Entry Ur life
Scan Ur pocket,
Transfer Ur money,
Edit Ur mind,
Download their problems,
Deletes Ur smile,
& Hang u 4ever….

SAWAAL: Patni

SAWAAL: Patni maike jaakar pati ko roj phone kyun karti hai??
JAWAAB: Taki pati ko yaad rahein musibat tali nahi phir aane waali hai.

Customer Shouted:

Customer Shouted:

"Waiter , Waiter !
There''s A Dead Fly In
My Soup ..."

waiter Replied:

"Oh No !
Who''s Going To Look
After His Family ..." ;->

Part 2

Part 2

iss aitbaar sey fee aikard 12000 sey zaid ka kharcha aata hai aur fasal ka aitbaar naheen.

Behtar yehi hai k fasal na bhoyein aur kissi sey lardayee kar lein

"6 mahiney hakumat sey chawal khao"

Mehkama Zaarat Hakumatey Punjab

Captain:Naujawanon come forward.

Captain:Naujawanon come forward.
Sardarji does not move.
Captain: You did not move forward, why?
Sardarji: oji you sair 9 jawanon,

I was the 10 in line!

Law Of Love

Law Of Love

Derived From Newton''s Laws

Evry Boy Continues To Impress A Girl Unless

A THAPPAR Or SANDEL With A Force Is Impresed Upon Him

By A Lovely Girl.

This Force Is Called BESTI

BESTI Is That Chracteristic Due To Wich Any BE-GHERAT

Is Compeled To Change

His State Of BE-GHERTI Into GHERATMANDI

Pathan ki Maa pathan se

Pathan ki Maa pathan se
Pathan ki Maa pathan se ;

"Uth jao dekho Sooraj kab ka

nikal aaya hai".
.
.
.
.
Pathan : "To kiya hua,

Wo sota bhi to Maghrib se pehlay hai...:-)"

GOOD MORNING

MUNNA BHAI:

MUNNA BHAI: circuit agar bina daant wala kutta kate to kya karne ka re?
CIRCUIT:simple he bhai, bina sui wala injection lene ka!!!
ha ha ha

New song for all boys

New song for all boys
ek larki ko dekha tu aisa
laga

kabhi chapal laga kabhi
taphar laga
kabhi muka pera
kabhi sendel pera
kabhi ghar mai peta
kabhi roar mai mara
mindar k gante sa bajta
gaya
hoooooooooooooo

ek larki........

Journalist:

Journalist: Aap Ki ACTIVITIES Kya Hain?

Reema: Hum 2 Behnain Aur 3 Bhai Hain

Journalist: Bibi, Aap Ki Activities Poochhi Hain,

Aap K Waalid Ki Nahin!;-)

1 day i went 2 ZOO

1 day i went 2 ZOO.So many animals wre there
(>. .<)
"v"
Mouse
(@v@)
( "=" )
Owl
o(o¿o)o
(!)''(!)
Monkey
(@¿@)
"(<>)"
HayAllah! Tusi v?

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