What Do U Call A

What Do U Call A
What Do U Call A Woman
Who Has Lost
95% Of
Her Intelligence . . . ?
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DIVORCED . . . . :p
  

May, 19 2010     167 chars (2 sms)     2156 views       Funny

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After finishing MBBS… Dr Munna Bhai starts his practice.He checked his FIRST patient’s eyes,
tongue & ears by TORCH & finally what did he say?
“Battery is OK”
Pta Ha
Is MuLk Ka
ProbLem
Kya Ha?

Hr MAA k0
ApNi BeTi K Lye
Chahiye:
1 BeautiFul,
Educated,
GuD''Loking larKa

uFf




Ab Ma aKyLa
KiS KiS Se
ShaDi KaRu? =P ;->
The length & breadth & height of you
total up to quite a view,

but to taste the true delight of you
I’ll have to take a bite of you.
I''ve written a poem for you: Twinkle twinkle little star, you should know what you are, and once you know what you are, Mental hospital is not so far.
Shaadi ke pehle - Chandramukhi...

Shaadi ke baad - Jwaalamukhi.
Height Of Facilities..!
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Separate TRIAL ROOM in a HELMET SHOP
Heer says to Raanjha:
Ki Hasil Kitta Way Mayn Teri Heer Ban K

Raanjha says:
Bandriye!
Mayn Kera Raanjha ban k S.P lag gaya wan???
LUV D WAY IT RUBS AGAINST D SOFT PINK FLESH N MAKES A
CREAMY FOAMY LIQUID AS IT THRUSTS IN&OUT,UP&DOWN,CAN`T
WAIT 4 NEXT TIME.LUV MY TOOTHBRUSH

Ques: Do You Know
Which Animal Has Good
Manner?


Ans: Cat

Why?
Because It Always Asks
Permission Before
Coming Inside
''Maiauon''
A Student Attached A 100 Rupee Note To His Test Paper N Wrote,

''Rs 1 For 1 Mark''

The Paper Checker Sent Him Rs 81 Back N Wrote

''U Got 19 Marks Keep D Change''


A man was crying over a grave and repeating,
Why did you have to die?
Another man approached him and said,
Sir, I dont wish to interfere with your private grief
but for whom do you mourn so deeply?
Your child?
Your parent?
The mourner took a moment to collect himself,
then replied,
My wifes first husband.
Kia Andaaz Hy

Kia Jalwa Hy

Kia Style Hy

Aur

Kia Smile Hy

Message Kerne Main Tou Jaan Jati Hy

Aur

Ghurur Se Kehte Hyn Mere Paas Mobile Hy :(